i imagine her saying to a meth head with bad teeth i can help you with your teeth as well.

when he was 5 his math teacher took classes from chuck and was finally able to complete his math degree through chucks help

when he was a baby he baby sitted all of the babysitters in his city

do you enjoy working in small cells teams

or c*ck mispronounced?

ok make the dad the sheriff and use your imagination.

i and the home invader had a fruitless 3 hours trying to find some money he could steal in my house. in the end send him home as i saw his failure was getting to him mentally.

no the lawyer of heaven life's in the biggest mansion there. because there is only 1 lawyer but there is so many priests and ministers they have to life in shacks. other joke.

drink the milk out of my fridge. no. good good you know i hate when people do that.

smoke my cigarettes no. great . you sure are a keeper.

use my golf clubs. no but can you stop it now he is a left handed vegan non smoker and he wouldnt drive your car as well he dont like small cars.

play an online game with the Irish have to deep dive into their culture a lot . druids are actually the most interesting part of their culture for me. leprechauns are probably more something like mythology.

look at this wicked good warning to someone

Meileann muilte Dé go mall ach meileann siad go mín.(The mills of God grind slowly but they grind finely).

some inconsistencies in the joke. if the drunk guy is irish he would know that

1. a leprechaun would try to trick him to still not give him the pot of gold.
2. a leprechaun would never offer his pot of gold for anything. or appear other than to offer to mend shoes.
3. if you look a leprechaun straight in the eyes he has to give you whatever you want but will offer his pot of gold to safe his gold mine. so drunk could just look him in the eyes and demand the pot of gold.

need a pause between can and make up

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so she can

make up

her damned mind

good joke but this is the real christine

https://www.saratogatodaynewspaper.com/today-in-saratoga/pulse/item/12239-killer-car-up-for-auction-christine-the-movie-car

not certain of that . the british law meant catholics could only own 5 acres of land . potatoes was the only feasible crop. when it failed . due to some sickness in the potatoes . there was a famine. in fact year was one of the best years and record crops where shipped to england while the irish died in their masses. dont think there was any crop to pay landlords with.