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QuirkyPrimary9046 t1_j9edmoe wrote
Man runs into the bar pointing his shotgun at everyone inside and replies "i wanna know who's screwing around with my wife"? The bartender calmly saids " you better bring more bullets my friend".
QuirkyPrimary9046 t1_j9ed4lb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Service dog for the blind would have to go along for the ride. Thats the kicker
QuirkyPrimary9046 t1_j99pt12 wrote
Why did the blond stare at the bottle of orange juice for 1 hour? Answer : because it said concentrate
QuirkyPrimary9046 t1_j9eisjn wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Blonde wife gets home from work and catches her husband in bed with another woman. She calmly walks to the dresser cabinet and pulls out a 357 magnum and puts it to her temple. Right before she pulls the trigger she tells him "your next".