Quietforestheart

Quietforestheart t1_iy6b0z3 wrote

When I was 14 I went on a holiday with my grandparents. One night he farted so loud it sounded like gunshots and the people in the neighbouring villa called the police, and he had to explain and was really embarrassed, and my grandmother dissolved into laughter and couldn’t speak but just pointed at him. The cops did a cursory search so they could say they checked things out, but since he accidentally let loose another belter while they were there, they weren’t too worried. They were nice young chaps who tried their best to do the serious thing and not smile, but I imagine they fell apart once they got back to their car…

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