I know right. I tend to mimic assholes when I see them.

First world problem.

So interested you gotta tell them what they should and shouldn't say/post.

Is it everything you imagined it would be?

"Others aren't so dumb."

FTFY

As if in this day and age not one single phone was recording. Bull. Fuckin. Shit.

North Town, Town & Country, Tower Theater (now Alice 95.5 radio station in the Plaza Shopping Center)...

The Battlefield Mall used to have 2 theaters... there was the main Battlefield Mall theater in the food court, and then there was Century 21, which was on the Glenstone-facing side of the mall, where Ethan Allen is now. Both Century 21 and Tower Theater each only had 1 screen.

>Back in the day, when your mom could drop you off and not worry you would be on the 10 o'clock news.

Yep. I'm old enough to remember when we did that at Petite 3 Theater (now Pep Boys) and Fremont Theaters (now Play It Again Sports) directly across the street from it on on E. Battlefield. We paid $1 per movie, and a friend and I would usually go see 2 of them back-to-back. I remember watching Naked Gun 33 1/3 and Backdraft in the same night at Petite.

Super cool job when I was a teenager.

Holy shit when did Hastings close???

Because it has the same stink as "I'm not racist, but...."

"Oh it could be a fake".
Bullshit....you have a computer and access to all information within the realm of law enforcement. Stop being a lazy pig and start searching. Bitch just wanted to bring in an arrest and not to do her fucking job with accuracy. ACAB.

Sorry but no. That doesn't even make sense. The accident wasn't his fault, so he did everything he was supposed to do. How are you going to be a victim in an accident, call the cops, then just say nothing when they show up??

Workers just got done laying fiber-optic in my neighborhood. If it’s more than $65 I’m currently paying for AT&T, I’m not switching.

If Springfield is the armpit of the country, then Florida would undoubtedly be its crotch.

At least it’s a shaved armpit.

What does the creative side of you look like?

"Turns out flags don't make very good ships."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCNxsFuO8Y

"If you build it, they will come" is not always true.

Wash Darb Darb (Brad Bradshaw backwards)

Not really. Smells like truck exhaust.

I worked there in a place called KBC, one of the many underground buildings down there. Literally just means “Kraft Bulk Cheese”, but it’s not actually owned by Kraft. I worked there for 6 months and it was a stupid job. The place was kinda cool to drive around in for a minute. It’s huge. But it’s full of semis and exhaust.

I'm a sucker. I use Mister Car Wash, their $19.99/mo package. Unlimited car washes. Granted, I drive a shitload for work - upwards of 700-1000 miles per week, so it's kind of necessary for me.

That place has been around forever.

What model?