Pulsiix

Pulsiix t1_ixuwpmz wrote

It's so much fun to read if only for how absurdly stupid it can get, otherwise it's an awful series of books drenched in gross ideologies

but for real, I can think back to reading this in high school and instantly picture like 5 different scenes that just shock me in the weirdest way possible

for example; the main character kicks the jaw off of a child and fights an evil chicken

edit: or when he beats communism with the power of american football

edit2: I could literally go on all night, he gets mad at his gf cos he slept with her while pretending to be his brother even though he thought he was sleeping with another woman at the time.

he made a statue so beautiful that he collapsed an entire government

he killed a bunch of pacifists in the name of peace

murdered his way out of prison only for his captives to be so impressed they offer him a position on their sports team

edit3: i'm sorry these links need to be added to the thread it's absolute gold i could go on about these books all night

https://www.pornokitsch.com/2010/07/underground-reading-wizards-first-rule-by-terry-goodkind.html

http://sandstormreviews.blogspot.com/2006/08/goodkind-parodies.html

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