ProfessorEcstatic267

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_jeh3nbq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:44 PM

Reply to LPT: Make the perfect BLT (Bacon Sandwich), save time and your drain: Fry your bread in the bacon grease. by parklawnz

2-3 strips of bacon. I do 2lbs when the family is gone so I don't have to share

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_jefar4j wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:20 PM

Reply to LPT Request: How to fold those bedsheets with the elastics by pepperPantz__

Find a YT video mate. A lot easier to watch than explain

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_ja9bhwi wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:12 PM

Reply to LPT: When getting dressed, never tuck in your shirt. Always pull your pants or skirt over your shirt. Much cleaner and flatter look. by notallshihtzu

I'm dumber having read this

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_ja7wb56 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 2:39 PM

Reply to comment by TGoldbar in [LPT Request] How to urinate after surgery with all those meds? by [deleted]

Fucking rough, sorry mate. Prayers for your recovery

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_ja7u8fa wrote on February 27, 2023 at 2:24 PM

Reply to [LPT Request] How to urinate after surgery with all those meds? by [deleted]

Try sitting? Opiates will make shitting rough too. Get some stool softener ASAP

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_ja0y8s0 wrote on February 26, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to LPT request: Can anyone give me a couple ideas or things to try, that might alleviate some of the guilt and shame I (28F) feel? by magdeedz

Have you considered a NA meeting? This is what the 12 steps deal with.

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_j9r5q5w wrote on February 23, 2023 at 11:41 PM

Reply to comment by tipst3r_reddit in LPT Living by [deleted]

Bless you

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_j9r0d9l wrote on February 23, 2023 at 11:04 PM

Reply to LPT Living by [deleted]

One time I took a shit and it looked exactly like Abe Lincoln. Top hat and all. This was before cell cameras. I should have got a disposable camera and taken a picture. Nobody believes me. Best moment of my life.

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_j4dz144 wrote on January 15, 2023 at 1:08 AM

Reply to comment by ProfessorEcstatic267 in Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo expecting a baby giraffe by citytiger

Not being free is being imprisoned. Easy to do when the animal can't directly tell you how much it sucks. You know, but justify anyway. I don't go to zoo's. I'd rather visit the prison system

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_j4dw3ul wrote on January 15, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to comment by petershrimp in Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo expecting a baby giraffe by citytiger

So zoo's are good, your saying? Good argument. Well thought out. Buy your kids a balloon and wipe the drool off their faces.

ProfessorEcstatic267 t1_j4dgooj wrote on January 14, 2023 at 11:02 PM

Reply to Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo expecting a baby giraffe by citytiger

A wild animal born in captivity so you can show your drooling kids isn't uplifting, it's horrible.