She's gana struggle when you die at 19 too. You are being payed to do the risky work so someone else doesn't go to prison. Thats not a solution to your problem, thats just making it easier now and much much harder for you mom later.

I'm only saying this because you are young. 700 isn't that much, you don't have time to get the original money back, and you probably don't have the muscle. You are already fucked one way or another, steal from your parents or whatever you have to do to get the money, a laptop or an Xbox will get you a decent ways, borrow it if it all possible even if you have to fess up to a family member, as long as you aren't stealing/borrowing from someone thats going to hurt you real bad or kill you. Sell everything you own if you have to. Once you replace the money get the fuck out, go live with your aunt in another state whatever the fuck it takes, if you go down that road you are going to end up a corpse in a ditch eventually. People don't die of old age In that business, often they die young. No amout of money is worth your life. You aren't cool, you aren't a badass, you are well payed canonfodder, nothing more.

I mean it would be for his dad. Dont forget he watched him get rimmed too.

Its probably the ass eating and pegging part that makes this conversation alot harder to have. Like he's not just admitting to watching porn, he's admitting to watching a particular kind of porn.

Also all women are crazy, you just gata find crazy you can handle.

If she doesn't like your sense of humor now, she ain't gana like it in 20 years bro. I'm not saying don't get her back or don't put effort in, ya know it's young love and the relationships you have now are far more carefree and have the fewest life consequences, so just enjoy dating while you can, doesn't even have to be with her, point is you should pursue one's that are fun. People don't find forever love the first, second, or third time, some don't ever find it so don't sweat this particular relationship too hard when you've hardly had time to look for the right person. There's plenty of fish in the sea you just gata put yourself out there and take a few risks.

The skin will only be convincing if you soak it in orphan tears first though.

But wouldn't a racist homophobe try to hide by making a point of saying they aren't one?

You are going to have to kill him and wear his skin so you can tell everyone what a great non racist person you are.

Really the only reasonable solution you have.

Just pull out all your teeth. No teeth, no problem.

Why do people buy "greatest hits of the 80's" albums?

I mean you could always claim you were in shock about the finger thing and that it was over very quickly and you feel really violated and didn't know what to do.

The compass point will rise and tell you where to go, always follow the compass as it is always right.

Call the bluff and threaten to break up with her for cheating.