PokePounder

PokePounder t1_jdzvlk6 wrote

I was in line behind a bread delivery guy at a coffee shop once. When he was ordering, the cashier pointed out that he had a price tag stuck to his shirt. She playfully asked “what are you worth?” He was caught off guard, and was looking over his shirt trying to find the tag, and he reads it and answers “A date.” (It was not a price sticker but a best-before sticker). The cashier brightens up and cheerfully replies “Really?!” It was pretty painful watching him backpedal that one.

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