PillowTalk420
PillowTalk420 t1_jegywzq wrote
Reply to comment by vinhhaha in Now that's embarrassing. by SaiyanJedi122
Because they're not friends with benefits. It would be rude to ask them to put things in my butt.
PillowTalk420 t1_jegmd3x wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
My sister (MTF trans): I need to borrow your bike...
PillowTalk420 t1_jegfv6i wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
If they built it like the dumbasses did in my small town, they didn't put any drainage in so when it rains, the concrete bowl fills with water.
PillowTalk420 t1_jeg8j5i wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Ah, but do they eat each other's ass? 🤔
PillowTalk420 t1_jaez9h5 wrote
Reply to comment by Interesting-Fan-3331 in At least that's how they view windows by Vesto241
It's stupid, but that's why I love it. I went into it thinking it was just gonna be a shitty knock off of Top Gun, but was pleasantly surprised with a pretty neat sci-fi action movie.
PillowTalk420 t1_j6p73q9 wrote
Reply to comment by Straight_Attention76 in Thoughts? by I_m_BATMAN99
Physics is practical math and thus scary.
PillowTalk420 t1_j6p6syf wrote
Reply to Thoughts? by I_m_BATMAN99
She just told you she gotta go fast in nerd talk.
PillowTalk420 t1_iy8s0yn wrote
Reply to comment by dummypod in Fair system by Andrevery
-100 points for Slytherin for not even having a single student who speaks Parceltongue.
PillowTalk420 t1_iuh3ycs wrote
Reply to comment by AcademicApplication1 in Picture of my cat and dog by ReneTrombone
A flerken?!
PillowTalk420 t1_iufhkww wrote
Reply to comment by JeremySeretz1990 in Yea man look at you by sonicyeayea
66 is the limit.
PillowTalk420 t1_iufg8nk wrote
Reply to comment by CantHugEveryPlatypus in My boyfriend and my’s Halloween costume this year by tara_constance
I don't struggle to possess any of them. I have a good lock on the basement.
PillowTalk420 t1_iuffdey wrote
Reply to Time is a flat circle by DanHam117
Edit: Nevermind, I figured it out.
PillowTalk420 t1_iufenib wrote
Reply to comment by veggiejord in Just take the dump, boi. by NoisyLad07
As soon as they start going, I act like I'm surveying the horizon to keep them safe.
PillowTalk420 t1_iufekow wrote
Reply to Just take the dump, boi. by NoisyLad07
"Hey, you're making sure there ain't any predators out here right?"
PillowTalk420 t1_iuezsar wrote
Reply to comment by No-I-Dont-Exist in Long ago… by BuddPlug
I remember... Now I just fluores from my internal light if I can't see.
PillowTalk420 t1_iuezizf wrote
Reply to comment by halfanothersdozen in Times are tough by Eye_Juice
David Carradine was a regular customer for a while.
PillowTalk420 t1_iuey03q wrote
Reply to Monster in the closet [OC] by ToothyBjComic
The monster in the closet looks a little like King Jelly Bean.
PillowTalk420 t1_iubnv1b wrote
Reply to May the force… by Sugardevil27
Grogu lookin' McFly AF.
PillowTalk420 t1_iuawa7q wrote
Walrus girl is my spirit animal.
PillowTalk420 t1_iu2atwr wrote
Reply to This "Milk Rap" by Dairy Farmers of Ontario still runs through my head at least a couple of times a week by Azilard
I've installed internet to quite a few dairies, and this is pretty much what it's like on every single one.
PillowTalk420 t1_jeh05wg wrote
Reply to Just hit it, I don’t need to change the batteries just yet. by Justhuman963
I'm surprised they don't have rechargeable batteries you just plug in when not using in this day and age. Fucking everything else does. The only reason I have AA and AAAs anymore is for my TV remotes.