I heard it's secretly an evil cloning lab with advanced technology deep underneath the top level we see. They harvest people's wisdom teeth to create the ultimate clone army. And they will brainwash them in Southern Christian bullarky before releasing them upon the public of Queen City like a second coming of the Holy Crusades, only with way more denim and a frankly disturbing amount of, "Howdy there! Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

>!SARCASM. Obviously. I don't know anything about the place but it does strike me as incredibly unnecessarily sized.!<

I wish I had known where all of you guys wanting to give out candy were! We took our 12 year old out only to drive through whole neighborhoods with no lights on and dead streets without a single soul around in costumes. It kinda blew my mind. It was like the Halloween just didn't exist. We finally found a few pockets of houses with lights on and were told by almost every house that we were the one of the only people they'd seen or, "Take a handful because I haven't seen very many kids tonight and I have too much." It was sad. My husband looked at me at one point and said, "Is Halloween dying?" And honestly, it felt like it is.