I only ordered a water, I was thirsty. It turns out the unlimited breadsticks applied to that order too, even if the water was free, so now too were the breadsticks. Scientists had been studying microplastics and radiation for years, but those were only the trees in the forest of what would become unlimited breadsticks. We never could have seen the exponential growth that came from the sticks, and we tried to eat our way out when we could, but sometimes you can only really carbo load so much. Our best squatters and body builders ended up sinking into the mass of bread and being lost, while the rest of us tried to ride it out. We’ve finally reached the edge of the atmosphere, and olive garden continues to produce breadsticks. Soon I will be on the edge of the atmosphere with no air and no one to share these with. When you’re here, you’re family.
Octothorpe17 t1_ixf7e9m wrote
Reply to [WP] Nobody saw it coming. Olive Garden's Endless Pasta Bowl and Unlimited Breadsticks were taken as a joke. But the year is 2085 and the landscape is nothing but pasta, sauce, and breadsticks as far as the eye can see. You are one of the few surviving humans. by FennecWF
I only ordered a water, I was thirsty. It turns out the unlimited breadsticks applied to that order too, even if the water was free, so now too were the breadsticks. Scientists had been studying microplastics and radiation for years, but those were only the trees in the forest of what would become unlimited breadsticks. We never could have seen the exponential growth that came from the sticks, and we tried to eat our way out when we could, but sometimes you can only really carbo load so much. Our best squatters and body builders ended up sinking into the mass of bread and being lost, while the rest of us tried to ride it out. We’ve finally reached the edge of the atmosphere, and olive garden continues to produce breadsticks. Soon I will be on the edge of the atmosphere with no air and no one to share these with. When you’re here, you’re family.