Noto987
Noto987 t1_j278f3t wrote
Reply to [WP] "Excuse me. Can I ask you to move?" she says, carrying ninety-five tons of steel I-beams. by reallygoodbee
"Excuse me. Can I ask you to move?" Asked a tiny petite lady, carrying ninety-five tons of steel I-beams on her shoulder.
"Oh I'm sorry." I replied as I stepped out of the way.
As she walked past me I notice her long silky hair, dazzling blue eyes, with the body of a goddess. I muster up every ounce of courage I had to ask her, "excuse me miss, you're really pretty can I get your number?"
Catching her by surprise she turns around quickly, swinging the I-beams with her and accidently swatting the innocent boy like a fly. His guts exploded everywhere creating a pool of blood where he last stood.
"Oh dang it I did it again, he was cute too," she muttered.
Noto987 t1_isthvym wrote
Reply to comment by varialectio in How can we know details about animals that lived thousands of years ago if all we have are bones? by DemetrioGonz
How do we know if it has feathers?
Noto987 t1_j8afko6 wrote
Reply to TIL that JFK and Jackie had a stillborn child who was unnamed, but later referred to as Arabella. by TheeMunson
Poor kid had no shot