NotThatJaredBlack

NotThatJaredBlack t1_j6gckp2 wrote

You wake up in a world completely owned by corporations. People are literally corporate property, to the point that the moment a baby is born, since the mom was corporate property, the baby is too, and thus literally everyone is owned. You, having not been born in this reality, are the only one without a corporate boot on your neck. You areā€¦

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The Free Agent

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