NotAPreppie

NotAPreppie t1_j9evkke wrote

Well, clearly it needs to be the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple-People Eater.

Not to be confused with the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People-Eater.

One comes in a variety of colors and eats Purple People, while the other is purple but is not picky about the color of its food.

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NotAPreppie t1_j5jbsbf wrote

They also call out “leading brand” to obfuscate who they are comparing their product to.

Harbor Freight did (does?) this with their Hercules brand or Bauer brands (forget which). The comparison images on the package make you think they’re comparing them to Dewalt or Milwaukee. However, if you read the fine print, they’re actually comparing to their other low-end in-house brand.

Edit: https://youtu.be/3ZfYF9aIO7U?t=2467

(language warning, dude's pretty foul-mouthed).

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