Pro tip for life: never talk to the police. Always talk to your lawyer.

Nah. They would just claim to have bone spurs to dodge the draft like other celebrities did during the Vietnam war.

I think the interesting thing is that it rose from 12 to 19.

Conservatives really only have one joke.

As a person? No.

As a baby? Debatable.

The real issue here is that if a pregnancy is unwanted, this law will be another step towards preventing females from having bodily autonomy.

It's the females body, it's the females choice. Until forced birthers start lobying for adequate care for children (living wages, free Healthcare, real consequences for rape) they don't get a opinion in whether or not a clump of cells should be carried to term.

Me, right before I go through airport security.

So you agree, it looks the exact same as the whisky bottles, but it doesn't contain whisky.

Or, to use your coke analogy, it looks identical to a coke bottle, but the ingredients say it contains aspratame instead of sugar.

If your significant other was cheating on you, you wouldn't want to know?

Have you read the story of Jesus? He's literally a communist.

This is just the shrooms talking.

In reality, the Bible is a collection of stories originally invented to support communism, eventually being taken over by the church and the ruling class, to be used for control over uneducated.