NarrMaster
NarrMaster t1_jea7o78 wrote
Reply to comment by Art-Zuron in No jail time for Kuna couple convicted of felony child abuse by Fit_Ad8096
It absolutely isn't. The cruelty is the point.
NarrMaster t1_je9rv6m wrote
Reply to comment by Oiggamed in Driver who crashed into Apple store charged with murder by kas435red
To be fair, he might not have seen it over there. Needing to go to the eyeglass store and all.
NarrMaster t1_je5grm4 wrote
Reply to comment by DachshundsForever in 'Ultramassive' black hole discovered by Durham astronomers by [deleted]
The larger the black hole, the less it radiates. Black holes above a certain (relatively small size) absorb more light than they radiate through hawking radiation.
NarrMaster t1_jdjamuj wrote
Reply to comment by theycallmefuRR in North Korea claims 'radioactive tsunami' weapon test at sea by simplisweet35
NarrMaster t1_jacry11 wrote
Reply to comment by AccomplishedDrag9882 in U.S. Marshals Service suffers ‘major’ security breach that compromises sensitive information, senior law enforcement officials say by the_injog
I'm building one for that purpose.
NarrMaster t1_j9y1c2h wrote
Reply to comment by Lexx4 in 2 million air fryers recalled due to fire and burn hazards by NamelessForce
Hehehehehe, you said splice.
NarrMaster t1_j9nuypy wrote
Reply to comment by Slimsaiyan in Magnitude 7.2 earthquake strikes Tajikistan, near border with China by Papppi-56
...touche salesman. Touche.
NarrMaster t1_j93yxyo wrote
Reply to comment by CamachoFor_President in Russian spy working in British embassy in Berlin jailed for more than 13 years | UK News | Sky News by UsernameEmanresu22
He did really well in the interview.
NarrMaster t1_j8nxt9s wrote
Reply to comment by wwishie in India, soon world's most populous nation, doesn't know how many people it has by Icewear_Daddy
How many lahks and crores is that?
NarrMaster t1_j84eh00 wrote
No shit, you sentient anal-fissure.
NarrMaster t1_j7ib56e wrote
Reply to TIL that physically acting out your dreams (loss of REM sleep paralysis) is >80% accurate at predicting future brain maladies including Parkinson's, Lewy Body Dementia, and ALS by SimilarLee
Guess who woke up punching again the other night! Yay!
NarrMaster t1_j6p4cdh wrote
Of course they were. The cruelty is the point.
NarrMaster t1_j6omraa wrote
Reply to comment by bananafobe in Faked-Evidence Case Collapses as Prosecutors Fail to Turn Over Evidence by walkandtalkk
Hanlon's Razor is being weaponized.
NarrMaster t1_j6njgfj wrote
Reply to comment by Karenomegas in N.Y. case against Trump over hush money to porn star goes to grand jury Monday by TheSausageKing
They can just change "Individual 1" to "Donald J. Trump" in Cohen's indictment, and bam!
NarrMaster t1_j6n5eiy wrote
Reply to comment by zuuzuu in ‘Laverne & Shirley’ actor Cindy Williams dies at 75 by NeverEnoughBoobies
My sister had two hamsters named Lenny and Squiggy. I dropped one accidently when I was a small child. He died. :(
NarrMaster t1_j6m7xwj wrote
Reply to comment by SnooMemesjellies7469 in ‘Laverne & Shirley’ actor Cindy Williams dies at 75 by NeverEnoughBoobies
Hey! Wait a minute! What're we doing?
Yeah, we've got back-stage passes to Alice Cooper!
NarrMaster t1_j64seyg wrote
Reply to comment by leslie_n0pe in Ford now recalling 462,000 SUVs due to rear camera issue linked to at least 17 accidents by EdBegleyJuniorJunior
What an odd malfunction.
NarrMaster t1_iyfe9hk wrote
Haha, we're in danger!
NarrMaster t1_iyfdsdr wrote
Reply to comment by hieronymusanonymous in Russian Anti-Putin Shaman's Appeal Against Extention Of Forced Psychiatric Care Denied by hieronymusanonymous
Da fuq was the rope for?
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NarrMaster t1_ixx4tq6 wrote
Reply to comment by LevHB in Britain says Russia likely removing nuclear warheads from missiles and firing at Ukraine by Koeny1
Decoys, launched with missiles with real (conventional) explosives.
NarrMaster t1_ixx4kmp wrote
Reply to comment by ImmotalWombat in Britain says Russia likely removing nuclear warheads from missiles and firing at Ukraine by Koeny1
Shoddy bomb casings full of used pinball machine parts?
NarrMaster t1_ixx4c6d wrote
Reply to comment by KnifeKraken in Britain says Russia likely removing nuclear warheads from missiles and firing at Ukraine by Koeny1
Advanced, malicious incompetence
NarrMaster t1_jeej17y wrote
Reply to comment by crankery in Authorities release frantic 911 calls from Nashville school shooting: "Please hurry" by harrisoneric7
They were just being sarcomastic