It's the golden rule.

Those with the gold, make the rules.

So op got it right. It could be either depending on if some has digested or not.

Unless you're actually thinking of rumination. ;)

Not everyone wants to share their wife with a group

This is a great tip for people who would otherwise just leave the holes unfilled. If the hole is filled and can be painted over, that's better than most rentals I've moved into.

Way better then what I usually get! Which is nothing. Just holes in the wall from previous tenants, maybe with a fresh coat of paint on top. Filling with toothpaste is better than nothing, and most people have toothpaste.

It really comes down to how fast, and how many of, those butterfly wings are flapping.

I like compression, and would have wooden or steel beams suporting the front side. A set of two on angle, so as to not overly interfere with zippers.

This is way too deep into it.

Self defense #1 strategy, run away. #2 create a distraction or diversion so that you can run away.

If someone really had to physically defend themselves the tips by OP need to come with the message that THEY MUST BE ACTIVELY REGULARLY TRAINED IN. Self defence isn't about reading how to punch, or one boot camp. That is dangerous when it creates the confidence to stick around and create a more dangerous situation.

Never forget the #1 tip. Run like hell.

I used to assist in self defence classes as part of my own martial arts training. Women come out feeling great and that's cool, but honestly they need to sign up with the club and be out there every week. Otherwise they can't effectively use what they think they learned.

Fire department inspection in many jurisdictions is the quickest 'heaviest' way to get action from the landlord.

Would it still come apart if someone got leprosy?