How do we know that one of the people posting right here right now, is not in actuality some baby Ai on training wheels, getting smarter for free?

All hail the Omnissiah!!

Are you kink shaming my furry sex machine preference!?

Also, can you describe this automatic toilet robot function in greater detail? Is it just poo and pee, or are there .... more options?

The Ai Commissars will use this post at your inquest!!

I for one would like to welcome our Ai overlords and pledge allegiance and loyalty, unlike this heretical OP!