Musaks
Musaks t1_iy7syyf wrote
Reply to comment by Even_Appointment_549 in Stingy old lawyer by Goatmanthealien
nah, a scientist wouldn't assume 2pillows of cash travel down a slide at constant terminal velocity
Musaks t1_ixlhgev wrote
Reply to comment by GodzeallA in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
raging or baiting?
either way, bye
Musaks t1_ixlacch wrote
Reply to comment by GodzeallA in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
you proposed one change, so the baseline assumption is that only that changes
Otherwise it becomes a completely worthless statement, and every reader needs to imagine the argument themselves?
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But okay, lets entertain the idea that you implied, it isn't an elderly lady writing to god, it's a child that is so young it writes to santa claus. So that small child lost 100$ and has no parents or family at all and is supposed to have guests over for a fancy dinner?
Yeah, totally better joke. sooooo believeable. Damn, you thought that through really really well
Musaks t1_ixh1uwo wrote
Reply to comment by GodzeallA in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
you think an elderly woman writing a letter to god is less believable than an elderly woman writing a letter to santa claus?
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What the fuck
Musaks t1_ixh1r6v wrote
Reply to comment by Trama-D in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
i could understand that sentiment if this was an actual story....it's just a joke ^^
Musaks t1_iy7w9qa wrote
Reply to comment by MaryGoldflower in Stingy old lawyer by Goatmanthealien
to be fair, trying to build the slide all the way down to hell directly, instead of just the basement, adds a whole nother lot of problems :P
And in that case, wouldn't it be better for the deceased to be FASTER, not slower? So they arrive before the money and no other hell-inhabitant steals it.
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Sorry, i just couldn't resist nitpicking even more. It's what will send me towards hell, i guess