Mr_Paper
Mr_Paper t1_ja9dzrd wrote
Reply to comment by stump2003 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
No wonder Mickey is so happy all the time.
Mr_Paper t1_j69ck8z wrote
One of? You mean to tell me there's more of these nightmares put there?
Mr_Paper t1_j4pefnu wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Vecna sipping a drink by kamyizme
Doesn't even need an edit, it's already perfect.
Mr_Paper t1_j4izp6k wrote
Reply to comment by munchi333 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Wtf is loitering?
Mr_Paper t1_j4evzqv wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
What?
Mr_Paper t1_j2u97f6 wrote
Because the banks already stole it?
Mr_Paper t1_iuyr6qf wrote
A vote for Ftar'gle'mersh is a vote for a stronger future.
Mr_Paper t1_iuy1tbv wrote
Reply to comment by WantedMan61 in Paintballs to be shot at Dutch wolves in bid to make them less tame by FeedTheOx
They blend in between the tulips in Spring, mostly
Mr_Paper t1_iuy1n7d wrote
Reply to comment by ThymeNspace in Paintballs to be shot at Dutch wolves in bid to make them less tame by FeedTheOx
The potential for an annual, televised game of CtF between a team of people and a team of wolves is making me think we're in the best possible timeline.
Mr_Paper t1_ityc472 wrote
Reply to Night crawlers by Iriticpelter796
Losing your contact lenses at 2 am be like
Mr_Paper t1_irge2cq wrote
Reply to That's some strange deer by Kabourek4
It's smiling so you know it means no harm
Mr_Paper t1_jawexnm wrote
Reply to comment by juicebox02 in A child learned his favorite waiter was struggling. He raised $30,000 for him. by madamskullcrusher
Maybe they have a point in situations like this.