MotoHULK
MotoHULK t1_j6n35tj wrote
Reply to comment by Akitiki in tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
The part that shit passes through isn't clean...
MotoHULK t1_j2frsrb wrote
Reply to comment by PlasticInTheBasket in TIFU by accidentally jerking off to men, and making my girlfriend think I was gay. by nopleaseiwontdothat
I'm not gay, my boyfriend is
MotoHULK t1_j2frqwi wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally jerking off to men, and making my girlfriend think I was gay. by nopleaseiwontdothat
Just like that dude on SOA 🤣
MotoHULK t1_j2f6ewi wrote
Kevin Spacey, is that you?
MotoHULK t1_j2dw9st wrote
Reply to comment by jonhatan-31-esparza in TIFU by telling my bestfriend (also ex and fwb) That i loved him. by i_am_dumb_asf
I know a gay dude who's a womans bff, and he told me she practices giving head on him.
I can hear Biz Markie every time I see that guy.
MotoHULK t1_j2cw18q wrote
He's NEVER 'just a friend,' guys.
MotoHULK t1_j29eztp wrote
Reply to comment by Paranoia_Pizza in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
If that doesn't get him a 2nd chance it wasn't meant to be
MotoHULK t1_j294yen wrote
IULs are better.
MotoHULK t1_j24pw5c wrote
A woman never friendzones a man she wants.
MotoHULK t1_j23yu64 wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by groping a customer I mistook as my husband by Proper_Associate_791
Men get sexually assaulted a lot more than you might think. I know of a 6ft10 guy who got raped.
MotoHULK t1_j23jmta wrote
Reply to comment by NovaLithic in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
The truth is most people will abandon you in a dusky moment, never mind a dark one.
MotoHULK t1_j23j9vs wrote
Reply to comment by Arrasor in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
Ok so he should plead guilty and buy a buttplug to get ready. Wtf lol
MotoHULK t1_j21oa23 wrote
Don't worry about charges, you're a woman. A man doing the same thing would already be in custody.
MotoHULK t1_j21ekt8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
If there were no cameras, you have deniability. Js
MotoHULK t1_j21d6oe wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
If there were no cameras and no witnesses, lawyer up, and answer no questions at all.
Its on him to prove it.
MotoHULK t1_j1w032e wrote
Reply to comment by musketarte in TIFU (update) on becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out. by TIFUTAway555
Bro, if his dick was small, she'd be like why are you breathing so loud?
MotoHULK t1_j1vvltx wrote
Bro must have a giant dick for his wife to stay loyal.
MotoHULK t1_j1rfnj5 wrote
Reply to TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself by Melodic-Spite-5918
MAJOR fuck up. She told you to play with her tits, and you still went for the sausage wallet?
Might want to stay away from alcohol forever, bro.
MotoHULK t1_j1qvtak wrote
Reply to comment by TwoManyHorn2 in TIFU by caught sleeping with men's underwear on my face by PrestigeZyra
Hitchhiker's Guide is full of wisdom
MotoHULK t1_j1qpqfy wrote
Reply to comment by Gelly13r in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
A trucker bud met some midget lot lizards with no teeth..
MotoHULK t1_j1qk9h3 wrote
Reply to comment by SalmonNgiri in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Here in Houston you can get a solid GFE for $200.
I will neither confirm nor deny whether I know personally.
MotoHULK t1_j1pynej wrote
Reply to comment by suchrichtown in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
No, bottom.of the barrel are $20 lot lizards and $10 crack fiend BJs.
MotoHULK t1_j19r9e3 wrote
Reply to comment by Mont-ka in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
Do why my parents did: nyquil, aka good night juice
MotoHULK t1_j19guvc wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
This will be the butt of many jokes
MotoHULK t1_j6oamr3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Bro, break up with this crazy bitch. She played with FIRE just to get spanked. She's a jail sentence or grave waiting to happen.