MolhCD
MolhCD t1_je2v97i wrote
Reply to [WP] In hell, people can choose what happens to them. They can choose literally ANYTHING. Naturally, many people try to exploit this by going for luxuries and pampering, but the devil ALWAYS has ways to torture those fools... by Crystal1501
He smiled, and gave them exactly what they wanted. It started as always with the things that in life would have been considered unrealistically, unattainably luxurious. An apartment, then a penthouse suite. A mansion. Servants, and then ones in every room. Attending to every whim. Slaves to carry one on their backs. Your own chaffeured car, jet, airline. Vacations all year round in all the most exotic locales, and then in ones which didn't exist. He always gave them exactly what they asked for, no monkey's paw twists, fulfillment in both word and spirit.
Their actual spirit, of course, never got fulfilled. Some may take forever to realise, which really is no issue in this line of work. But eventually, eventually, many of them come round.
First of course comes denial. Then anger. Raging at their slaves, their personal fiefdoms. At him who provided their every wish. You didn't fulfill it, they would scream. I didn't ask for this! He would have every patience with them. Yes, yes, they did. He figured out long ago that it was worse if he did not twist and pervert their every wish, but simply let them be exactly as intended. And let them suffer their own consequences, with an eternity of time for that to be played out.
Some would drive themselves mad after a while. Others would scream themselves hoarse, even in a realm where that was not possible - while the body never broke, their spirit could. Some just went through the motions after a while, and became a shadow of themselves. Some grew desperate and tried to figure themselves out of it through cleverness and intellect.
A rare few eventually saw the way, and gave it all up. Always took some time, for those who were coming to him in the first place, but a few actually figured it out, and then their penitence could actually begin.
It was all the same to him, really. He had all the time in the world, and no real preference on how they wanted to torture themselves.
MolhCD t1_jdy6c0g wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable-Youth-504 in [WP] The Clergy hates your eccentric ways, but you remain the best Exorcist and you love your job. You're only called upon to chase the strongest, fiercest demons. But your prayers are just for show, what really terrifies the spirits away is witnessing a demon powerful enough to take human shape... by Daedal75
picking up the cross, the one the priest had just been using as a weapon in the exorcism, and toying with it in front of the demon prince.
subtle but effective.
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Reply to comment by john-wooding in [WP] The fights between the Superheroes and Supervillains are one big game of cops-and-robbers, just people with powers and costumes fighting each other and causing destruction while regular people just have to survive them. One day, a regular man goes out and just... kills one of the Supers. by DieterVonDietrich
> the name of his 'nemesis'. They belong to the same golf club.
perfectly put
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Reply to comment by Mr_Woodchuck314159 in [WP] It is believed everyone is born with a superpower but every single superpower has highly specific activation requirements which nobody has the ability to know until it happens, forcing superheroes and villains to do very strange things to actually use their powers by PotentialSmell
> I wouldn’t be able to live with myself showing my face either if I had to do, what looks like the Robot dance while wearing a monkey mask as a hat?
that part doesn't give any powers, it's just fun to do
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Reply to comment by Writteninsanity in [WP] All adults can make a pilgrimage once a year to a genie and attempt to make a wish. However, the genie will only grant the wish if it's never be asked for before in all history. Most people never get their wish. On your 18th birthday you make the trip and are surprised to get your wish. by shadowkyros
Hey guys...so. I kinda fucked up...
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Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] You are secretly a powerful villain who mainly uses their powers to play pranks on heroes, your son who's only been a villain for a year has just been killed by a team of teen heroes, Everyone isn't too concerned about what you'll do except for your nemesis who fully knows what your capable of by britishgamer215
> For the hope of your eternal soul rests upon that peace. Now die
That was...wow.
MolhCD t1_j4zesdm wrote
Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] You are a worker at a fast food restaurant where your boss is a ass, enough of an ass that someone summoned a demon to kill him and anyone else in the restaurant. They didn't account for you being something far older and more dangerous who just wants to make money in peace. by SapphireFoxy
battlefield promotion
MolhCD t1_j4zeoj5 wrote
Reply to comment by ShikakuZetsumei in [WP] You are a worker at a fast food restaurant where your boss is a ass, enough of an ass that someone summoned a demon to kill him and anyone else in the restaurant. They didn't account for you being something far older and more dangerous who just wants to make money in peace. by SapphireFoxy
Ah, one of the pioneer batches of demons, currently in retirement?
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Reply to comment by turnaround0101 in [WP] You died and awoke in the afterlife. It's quite nice actually. The people and atmosphere are a lot nicer than you are used to and there is no stress or pressure. When you ask what good deed got you into heaven you are informed that this is hell, followed by a visit from a very concerned demon. by Kitty_Fuchs
I feel there are depths to it that are just waiting to be plumbed
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Reply to comment by Ataraxidermist in [WP] Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing. by veriverd
nice boyfriend
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Reply to comment by Rupertfroggington in [WP] Every time you cooked over a campfire, you would throw some food into the fire as an offering to the gods. One evening, just as you're about to perform your little campfire ritual, you hear a voice behind you say "You know, I would very much prefer my food un-burnt." by DragoTheFloof
dammit, YOU again. everytime i read something here that gives me feels and they show the name at the end and it's you yet again.
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Reply to comment by AverageBeef in [WP] You are a vampire hunter. Your roommate is a vampire. Neither of you can afford the apartment on your own so if one of you attacks the other you'll lose the apartment. The tension between you two is increasing by the day. by john_snape_
i liked the ending twist
"gonna commit murders just cos im evicting y'all? that's it I'm doing my own cleanup of you guys."
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Reply to comment by Autoskp in [WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!" by Breadinator
ok this is good
MolhCD t1_iv7xpgd wrote
Reply to comment by WeirdArtistTiefling in [WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!" by Breadinator
so am i tbh
how tf did OP come up with this prompt lmao
MolhCD t1_iufwdwe wrote
Reply to comment by Dimantina in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
I'm also not sure how he can convince the taxman and the financial regulator that he's not like money laundering though with that amount of gold. Prolly can't cash out the nuggets for spending money that easily...
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Reply to comment by CrossSlashEx in [WP] "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER" "But Your Majesty, the prophe-" "You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS" by JustLostInInternet
"eh, they just gave the enemy a bit more health and damage. see? you just keep clear at this moment, dodge behind at this point...anddd done."
MolhCD t1_je4gist wrote
Reply to comment by Crystal1501 in [WP] In hell, people can choose what happens to them. They can choose literally ANYTHING. Naturally, many people try to exploit this by going for luxuries and pampering, but the devil ALWAYS has ways to torture those fools... by Crystal1501
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