MistraloysiusMithrax

MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j6hun5z wrote

Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92

A blonde police officer sees another blonde buzzing at a streetlight.

They ask the other blonde “what are you doing, ma’am?”

The other blonde answers, “I’m trying to buzz my friend’s apartment to call him down, but he’s not answering.”

The blonde officer points at the light with obvious confusion. “But he must be home since the lights are on!”

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MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j6e0i48 wrote

Reply to a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92

A police officer sees a blonde buzzing at a streetlight (we don’t call them lanterns anymore now that they’re all electric).

They ask the blonde “what are you doing, ma’am?” (Ma’am is American, can also use Miss to make it a bit more universal).

The blonde answers, “I’m trying to buzz my friend’s apartment to call him down.” (Apartments are the only dwelling type we “buzz” people in).

this line is missing I think The police officer says “I don’t think your friend is here though?”

The blonde points at the light with obvious confusion. “But he must be home since the lights are on!”

it’s a good joke and yes the pun on buzz works well if you add the context of a city apartment. Hope that helps with your German to English skills

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MistraloysiusMithrax t1_iuc7sv0 wrote

Reply to comment by ACED70 in Two people go into an empty bus... by CK17_live

Omg, you did it Reddit. We found them. It was like a reverse game of Where’s Waldo, where Waldo had to realize he was being looked for and stepped forward. But we found him, he found us, and we know there is, really truly is, one among us who DOESN’T KNOW DAVE. Super sus.

The real treasure was the frien…gunshots treasure. And someone got that treasure. And that little girl? It Dave

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