I’d never even think about turning it off.

It’s so freaking fast

The weird thing is, the place you bought it from absolutely has to assist. They can’t just palm you off to the manufacturer - at least not where I’m from, that’s illegal

Yeah it sounds a bit sus, I’d definitely go see Apple. They should be able to help

Are there any Apple stores you could walk into?

Alright in that case, I would recommend restoring it using a computer.

https://support.apple.com/en-au/HT201252

> I just got an iPhone 14 pro max and it isn’t working for some reason

What do you mean isn’t working?

And so far what actions have you tried to turn it on? Is it fully charged etc?

Who knows.

The thing is though, there’s no point in assuming it isn’t malware.

These guys run a Ponzi scheme… it wouldn’t exactly be a stretch to imagine their app being malware or having inbuilt back doors of some kind.

Which third world country are you from?

That’s so dumb

So weird

What happens if you change the wallpaper to the same one on a new lock screen?

In what way?

Ah, I see it now. Weird

What are you talking about?

Verbatim

Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair.

Sort your shit out mate.

The fact that phones are even locked where you’re from is crazy. Capitalism gone mad

Nah, of course not.

That would make no sense.

Can you just turn the phone sideways to eliminate the large gap?

Today You Learned: how to use the search function on your Home Screen

I literally couldn’t care less TBH.

Why?

Counterpoint: his shit sucks and it is cringeworthy and unfunny.

If someone likes Family Guy, that’s an instant red flag for me.