He lived in 3 different centuries!

A friend mine beta tested this at their corporate r&d headquarters. It said he had tennis elbow and he had very low to no sperm count. He was brutally honest with the techs when he told them while it’s true he had a vasectomy years earlier he absolutely didn’t play tennis and their device sucked. They gave him a sample vial and asked him to bring another urine sample the next day. That night he told me he was going make a joke out of something so obviously erroneous so not only did he pee in the cup, but he had his wife and teenage daughter pee in it, he poured in a little used motor oil from his car, and then he jerked off in it. He took the sample back to them the next day. They poured it into the device and the display blinked a couple times then reported that his wife was pregnant, his daughter was doing drugs, his car needed a tune up, and if he didn’t quit masturbating his tennis elbow would never heal.