Masterchiefychief t1_jadtms2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:46 PM

Reply to comment by leroyp33 in beauty pageant mid 1960s. the woman on the right is my mother. by StormcroweX

Which who already has a 1950s style name

Masterchiefychief t1_j9xiqxq wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:19 AM

Reply to comment by be_more_gooder in Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980) by NormanRB

Heyyyyy orange balls, I’ll have a box of those

Masterchiefychief t1_j9xio1x wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:17 AM

Reply to comment by TheAndyPat in Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980) by NormanRB

Put that steering wheel back over where it belongs!

Masterchiefychief t1_j9xikx9 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:16 AM

Reply to comment by Noreaster0 in Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980) by NormanRB

Hey your boat scratched my dingy!

Masterchiefychief t1_j9xh67q wrote on February 25, 2023 at 6:59 AM

Reply to comment by TomCruiseddit in This Japanese restaurant has mouth wash for customers. by aka_quinn

Wrong kind of bleaching chief

Masterchiefychief t1_j9rxxvm wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:07 AM

Reply to comment by canuckcowgirl in Mom and Me in Burlington, Iowa (1980) by sleep_naked

And Billie Jean King

Masterchiefychief t1_j9rxwm2 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:07 AM

Reply to comment by Otter_Chaos71 in Mom and Me in Burlington, Iowa (1980) by sleep_naked

Damn it! Beat us to it.

Tell him to go direct another Sunny episode

Masterchiefychief t1_j9q71hz wrote on February 23, 2023 at 8:01 PM

Reply to comment by Sembregall in What are ‘robot rights,’ and should AI chatbots have them? by HarpuasGhost

It already has mated with your family

Masterchiefychief t1_j9eywuh wrote on February 21, 2023 at 1:05 PM

Reply to comment by bellumbg in A first-generation iPhone from 2007 sold for $63,356 at auction — more than 100 times its original price by dakiki

Are you okay?

What other 20 yr old jokes do I karma hoor?

If youre strapped for karma all you gots to do is ask. I’ll karmo some over.

Also that joke has been around ALOT longer than Leo’s dating record age graph

Masterchiefychief t1_j9be89f wrote on February 20, 2023 at 6:12 PM

Reply to comment by BernieEcclestoned in Brothers Mads and Lars Mikkelsen (1990s) by Effective_Ticket_841

Do you even umbro?!

Masterchiefychief t1_j9bac4g wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:47 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in A first-generation iPhone from 2007 sold for $63,356 at auction — more than 100 times its original price by dakiki

I went to Cornell

Masterchiefychief t1_j9asgbx wrote on February 20, 2023 at 3:50 PM

Reply to comment by sk0omaADDICT in A first-generation iPhone from 2007 sold for $63,356 at auction — more than 100 times its original price by dakiki

That’s 14x longer than I last!

But I reset quickly, it’s kinda my thing.

Masterchiefychief t1_j8nu3eo wrote on February 15, 2023 at 6:02 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet during the making of Titanic 1996 by DynastyFan85

Gas man

Masterchiefychief t1_j8lkb7i wrote on February 15, 2023 at 4:49 AM

Reply to comment by sagitta_luminus in Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet during the making of Titanic 1996 by DynastyFan85

Leo had gas on set?

Masterchiefychief t1_j5vue3z wrote on January 25, 2023 at 10:32 PM

Reply to comment by Tupreoram in Me helping the family move in 1995. by JAlbert653

You know when a Juicy Busey hits ya right square in the nose

Masterchiefychief t1_j45emqj wrote on January 13, 2023 at 7:38 AM

Reply to comment by Vergenbuurg in My grandfather Robert in 1948 as a member of the Denver Nuggets of the National Basketball League. by TaiKorczak

Now that’s a sports trivia nugget

Masterchiefychief t1_j1jqxfh wrote on December 24, 2022 at 10:34 PM

Reply to comment by daviidjayy in Me (the blond kid) at a Christmas party with Jessica Walter. Circa 1988. by adrewishprince

##MOTHER!

Sterling or Buster

Masterchiefychief t1_j1jpmt2 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 10:23 PM

Reply to comment by wacky-ball-sack in Maynard James Keenan from Tool. 1993 by daredelvis421

They were awesome at r/Bonnaroo this year. So was r/puscifer

Tell your pops to start spiraling out!

They’ll be on tour again next year

Masterchiefychief t1_j1fa28s wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:57 PM

Reply to comment by pcnetworx1 in If you guys could have any single innovation right now, what would it be? by Practical_Put_3892

I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple

Masterchiefychief t1_j1f9z7d wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:57 PM

Reply to comment by kickbutt_city in If you guys could have any single innovation right now, what would it be? by Practical_Put_3892

Googled it what do you know about it? Do you know which website to visit?

Masterchiefychief t1_j1a5pcw wrote on December 22, 2022 at 8:11 PM

Reply to comment by datazulu in Wesley Snipes, Jennifer Lopez and Woody Harrelson 1995 by Djf47021

##JOHNSON!