I’ve never seen anything ever not even once

Having shit that doesn’t smell very much. It’s not exactly a turn on but it goes a long way to not turn me off.

There is an elevator by the stairs

The city probably has it zoned as a road so they don’t have to fix it

Mmmmmm... old ale

In this city, there is no shortage of dog poop on the ground. Pick it up and rub it under their door handle. If you have a glove. Unless you’re just that upset and it makes sense to get shit on your hand.

They call it a parking jawn

This really grinds my gears

Sweet name. Have you tried the pet shop ?

Community gardens. I volunteer when I can at a garden in Bergen Lafayette in between Arlington ave and Minerva st

If you can find a place between clerk and Garfield in Bergen Lafayette it’s not bad there. Or the communipaw area isn’t terrible at all especially right around communipaw ave

Yikes

That birds name is actually Hudson Hawk and it’s famous, ok. Look it up. Played by Bruce Willy

Don’t sweat it gro, you’ll get home eventually

I said Pilsner Haus in Hoboken (15th street). Open Beer hall feel

Well if they’re getting rid of all the phones can’t they at least put a wire surrounding the city for us Goy ?

I smoked joints in the phone booth across from BB Kings when I was a kid.

Ridiculous. The world doesn’t even have balls, what would it need a cup for ?

What if someone needs to make a phone call ?

Some kind of cosmetic hand surgery store

Oh word

I GOT IT !! Rent a box truck, like a UHaul. Put a treadmill in the back. Hire someone to drive or get a friend. You get in the back and hop on that treadmill and start walking as your friend or rent a friend drives into the city

Oh... look who’s first and made the list twice ;)

Everyone knows 3 comes after J

Do you think the car was distraught over the terrible road conditions ? Attica ! Attica !