MamaOnica
MamaOnica t1_jdybglj wrote
Reply to comment by RowBowBooty in We found an all-you-can-eat buffet in the middle of the woods. We never should have eaten there. by RowBowBooty
I'm in my late 30's now and I'm finding more an more how I wish I could go back and just talk. When we're teenagers and young adults, we don't think of the future and how right now will be our past. And god forbid someone with a bit of wisdom tries to learn your young self some! I'm sorry about Steve. I want to believe there was a forest fire that burned down an old buffet in the middle of those woods. Marla and he are happily together in their afterlives.
MamaOnica t1_jdyamt4 wrote
Whose head was in the pot? I hope it wasn't someone you knew.
I'm very familiar with the upper crust clientele and I have to say you're doing an amazing job, Ted. I hope your notice is accepted by Mr. Sinclair.
MamaOnica t1_jdxy032 wrote
Reply to We found an all-you-can-eat buffet in the middle of the woods. We never should have eaten there. by RowBowBooty
Planned Parenthood!!! I ended up spitting coffee across the room.
Marla's sacrifice will not be forgotten. She was a kind and wonderful woman. I hope that you and Steve were able to find comfort and peace with her selfless decision. How are you and Steve doing these days?
MamaOnica t1_jdof5vc wrote
Reply to The Klink Mike's Story Part 1 by HughEhhoule
Junior! Are you coming back sweet baby?? Keep in there Mike. I'm rooting for you!
MamaOnica t1_ja78p52 wrote
Reply to comment by acinonyx_wild in My boyfriend wanted me to die with him. He sent his car to do the dirty work. by scarymaxx
If this is the same house I'm thinking of, even just a head can help erase memories.
MamaOnica t1_ja0l4z4 wrote
Does your house have a name? The poor dear. I hope it feels better soon.
MamaOnica t1_j9esfj2 wrote
Reply to comment by My_Frozen_Heart in Has anyone else been trapped in a Blockbuster Video store for the past 14 years? by JamFranz
Hey I get it, but I'm not Benny. I'm nearly blind so I like the vision I have! u/GradualYoda is suspect though.
MamaOnica t1_j9dne4h wrote
Reply to Has anyone else been trapped in a Blockbuster Video store for the past 14 years? by JamFranz
Has anyone clicked the link at the end of the post? I'm not saying I don't trust OP, I'm just wary.
I hope you find the VHS section soon. From what I remember, they're usually at the very back in the corner shoved out of the way, near the console games.
MamaOnica t1_j91s3io wrote
Reply to I work at a clothing store - Eleanora by grrief
Remember you were chosen for this, Harper. You can do it!
MamaOnica t1_j8hhiin wrote
Reply to How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
I'm glad you accidentally agreed to counselling. You need to practice self care. You're running around campus taking care of everyone except you. Take care of the person who takes care of the people you care about (and maybe not so much, but you still keep them safe). Anger is good. It helps us see what needs to be changed. -coughDanielcough-
MamaOnica t1_j5wr2hd wrote
Reply to comment by ShiftEmbarrassed9098 in My co-worker is dead, and I am scared he is going to take me with him. by Cloudless_VR
Burning sage. Look into smudging.
MamaOnica t1_j5vbdyf wrote
When was the last time you saged yourself?
MamaOnica t1_j5rroye wrote
Reply to There is a Creature Made of Darkness Called The Wampalung Living in the Forests of Camp Wanapoke... by Jgrupe
And to think we were looking at Camp Wanapoke to send the kids this summer...
MamaOnica t1_j5eln9j wrote
You were chosen Harper. That makes you the most qualified. Just remember to be careful of who you trust.
MamaOnica t1_j51o7ql wrote
Reply to comment by grrief in I work at a clothing store - Most of the time, the humans are worse by grrief
I kind of grew up in the south with southern gentlemen like Richard. The genteel mixed with monster rules, I think you're safe with him unless you do something absolutely repugnant.
Poor Patrick. How is he doing?
MamaOnica t1_j519bei wrote
I remember working retail. I worked mostly in the luxury brands, but even in fast fashion stores, we always had assholes like Entitled Leather Jacket Guy. I can't tell you how many times I wished we had a Richard.
Looking forward to your next post, Harper!
MamaOnica t1_j518c2j wrote
Reply to comment by the-darksider in I work at a clothing store - Most of the time, the humans are worse by grrief
Daniel might be able to point her toward a therapist that deals with their...unique brand of clientele.
MamaOnica t1_j1zleyb wrote
Are you able to store your family bible in a fancy bible box inside the safe? They're usually lined with velvet and are beautifully detailed. I wonder how many years you'd be rewarded for a nice book bed?
MamaOnica t1_j12oggl wrote
Reply to Did anybody else grow up hearing about the "Blue Elves" when they were kids? Part One by Corpse_Child
Oh Rob. I'm so sorry. That's a lot to take in all at once. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for your next update! Stay safe.
MamaOnica t1_j0g1qp1 wrote
Reply to comment by LegThese5813 in NASA is covering up proof of Alien life. by horrorwritingguy
Don't forget about doing something truly atrocious things and say, "it's because I love you I did these things!"
MamaOnica t1_j06o2h6 wrote
Thank you Greta. You are a wonderful woman. I'm happy that you were also able to make peace with Jane. I wish I could give you a hug.
MamaOnica t1_iz8637o wrote
Ash I love you. The whole time I'm sitting here imagining L from Deathnote as your professor. Oh and he can totally see Stabby McGee.
MamaOnica t1_ivjurtt wrote
Reply to comment by euriphides in How To Survive College - I'm a shitty barista by fainting--goat
>Water balloons....
Ashley, you should really consider this.
MamaOnica t1_is921ck wrote
Reply to A God in the woods feasts on strange meals. by 02321
I'm proud of you.
MamaOnica t1_jefq0sj wrote
Reply to FWD: Suzan, don't tell anyone but the janitor threatened to murder me by MikeJesus
We have Karens. And then there are the Suzans. Both insufferable but I don't know which is worse: the entitlement or spreading something that was told in confidence.