Major_Zucchini5315
Major_Zucchini5315 t1_ixxge5r wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
I’m not sure I believe that she’s terminal. He could he telling Mary this to string her along. Telling her that he can’t divorce her to be with Mary because she’s dying, etc etc, knowing full well that he has no plan to leave his wife.
Major_Zucchini5315 t1_ixwyn9h wrote
Reply to comment by APettyJ in How Philly came to call its downtown ‘Center City’ by MonkeyPanls
I grew up in west Philly and everyone called it downtown. If you really want to start a debate ask why there are neighborhoods north of market st referred to as ‘the top’ and ‘the bottom’. 😁
Major_Zucchini5315 t1_ixquel1 wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
I’m so sorry! I hope at the very least the cousins helped to clean up the mess they helped to create! As far as work, I’d be more worried about your peripheral vision being affected. As anyone who’s worked in a restaurant would know, you almost need eyes in the back of your head. While it could be a hilarious story to tell your tables, others may worry that it was from abuse. Can you consider wearing an eye patch and when your tables ask, you can show them and tell them the story, all while getting some serious sympathy tips!! Feel better soon!!
Major_Zucchini5315 t1_iy0hhcr wrote
Reply to TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS IN THE RAIN by rndljfry
Mine come on automatically when my wipers are on. I love it.