I'm not sure that's even possible.

What is your budget and dates?

This promotion seems sort of misguided, and is going to blow up in your face if you keep posting, but I wish you guys well.

I'm Jewish, but I can offer that the Catholic schools in my Community no longer use corporal punishment, they stopped in the 1980s.

Have you ever actually met a woman or do you just read about them on Reddit?

It's happened to me 3 times in the past month, and I'm not even young anymore

This was a really nice thing to read during an otherwise crap morning, so thank you

I was a Sprint user who got bought by Tmobil. They have been harassing me to change out my sim card. I have not. My phone is still working.

Now that you're doing so well, talk to a lawyer. Maybe expunging your record could be possible for you.

You are not a mental health professional. If he tells you that again, tell him you are calling 911 for help for him.

He can control himself from robbing a bank, he can control himself from raping someone. Get away from him.

What? He's telling you he would rape you? I would nope right out of this.

Sometimes when people check out like this, it's because they're checking in somewhere else.

Honestly, you both sound too immature to date.

Are you kidding? After all this, you're worried about whether you should apologize? Please, just end this misery.

Yeah, it's a bummer that you're sick, but unless there's other problems in the relationship or missing info, I think it's fine she stayed out.

Does this happen a lot? Do you frequently want to go home or stay home, while she likes to go out?

Same advice, reverse or remove genders as needed. Apply twice daily for best results.

He is not the boss of you, full stop. He is policing your behavior.

I'd just pull that Band Aid right off then, no point in dragging this on longer. Just be polite, kind, and direct. If he wants to stay friends, I would say no in this scenario. Good luck.

How long is he in for? Is he dying?

I would consider myself broken up at this point, but I might send a text telling him that before you mess around with the FWB, just to keep your own hands clean.