The fact that you had to jump on this thread to add useless information about a canceled project proves you are an engineer

Oftentimes reading a dour comment I still chuckle. Please keep shitposting.

>Could you please rewrite this joke

No.

The irony is most of the comments from lawyers have been like your comment "LOL classic." Most of the comments from engineers have been "engineers in my field don't do AirCon, this isn't funny."

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff?

Found the engineer

Lawyers all go to hell

Well… everyone is entitled to a defense!

Never said civil engineer. Marine engineers do AC and power. So do stationary engineers. Maybe aircraft engineers too. Never said civil lol.

Munch was my favorite character

It’s like the guys who got caught adding weights to their fish to cheat in the fishing tournament. Cheating in and of itself isn’t illegal. It’s when it’s tied to prizes and monetary exchange that criminality gets involved.

There were people who told Henry Ford nobody wanted a horseless carriage, the horse was a better way to get around. There were people who told Jeff Bezos nobody wanted to buy books on the internet, going to the bookstore was the best way to shop for books. They were wrong. Ford & Bezos were right.

The difference here he’s not addressing something people already need to do or want to do: get around or obtain books. He’s trying to create a shitty new reality that nobody wants or needs. This time the naysayers are right. Zuck is wrong.

Remember when he sharted in the White House

Joke write-ins are a waste of taxpayer money. It costs extra in resources and employee wages to tabulate write-in votes.

The write-in process exists so the electorate can take action in extraordinary circumstances that warrant it.

You’re just wasting our money when you do this for shits and giggles.