MadisonPearGarden
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja8gs4v wrote
Reply to comment by elegantwino in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Oftentimes reading a dour comment I still chuckle. Please keep shitposting.
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja6ybrn wrote
Reply to comment by vehino in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
>Could you please rewrite this joke
No.
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja6y07r wrote
Reply to comment by KordovaJD in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The irony is most of the comments from lawyers have been like your comment "LOL classic." Most of the comments from engineers have been "engineers in my field don't do AirCon, this isn't funny."
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja6xwei wrote
Reply to comment by Yandrosloc01 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff?
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja6xtyc wrote
Reply to comment by PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Found the engineer
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5tmi0 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Lawyers all go to hell
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5srnl wrote
Reply to comment by bektrip in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Well… everyone is entitled to a defense!
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5sn72 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Never said civil engineer. Marine engineers do AC and power. So do stationary engineers. Maybe aircraft engineers too. Never said civil lol.
Submitted by MadisonPearGarden t3_11cyipt in Jokes
MadisonPearGarden t1_j9tqw6q wrote
Munch was my favorite character
MadisonPearGarden t1_j0z84l8 wrote
It’s like the guys who got caught adding weights to their fish to cheat in the fishing tournament. Cheating in and of itself isn’t illegal. It’s when it’s tied to prizes and monetary exchange that criminality gets involved.
MadisonPearGarden t1_iyimh3k wrote
Reply to Mark Zuckerberg Defends Push Toward Metaverse At DealBook Summit | Skepticism doesn’t bother me too much by BiscuitOfGinger
There were people who told Henry Ford nobody wanted a horseless carriage, the horse was a better way to get around. There were people who told Jeff Bezos nobody wanted to buy books on the internet, going to the bookstore was the best way to shop for books. They were wrong. Ford & Bezos were right.
The difference here he’s not addressing something people already need to do or want to do: get around or obtain books. He’s trying to create a shitty new reality that nobody wants or needs. This time the naysayers are right. Zuck is wrong.
MadisonPearGarden t1_ixnt7x9 wrote
Remember when he sharted in the White House
MadisonPearGarden t1_it8oc9e wrote
Reply to Spotted in Snoqualmie… looks like I found my write-in candidate for Senator. by Twin_Peaks_Townie
Joke write-ins are a waste of taxpayer money. It costs extra in resources and employee wages to tabulate write-in votes.
The write-in process exists so the electorate can take action in extraordinary circumstances that warrant it.
You’re just wasting our money when you do this for shits and giggles.
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja8h2ov wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Wolverine7706 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The fact that you had to jump on this thread to add useless information about a canceled project proves you are an engineer