Putin maybe: I had the children evacuated because of the rerrible terrible war that is ongoing and is forced upon me by the west.

Children are our future and contrary to our enemies I am not willing to endanger their lives in this needless needless war that our foes are pursuing.

I have goodwill to prevent such disaster but the opposing forces do everything unreasonably in their power to work against me.

Edit: putin doesn't have reddit, does he? I swear to god, if he uses my words to justify his actions I will sue for royalties.

[Please don't] Colapse already or the clima sceptics will forever call us liars and deny that our efforts against global warming had anything to do with it [if it doesn't colapse].

There's a probability for winning a substantial ammount in "gambling" and having a certain kind of name.

It's funny when it happens and we hear from it but otherwise totally predictable that it will happen.

I'd be suprised if no person ever with a funny or fitting name won any notable ammount of money or got successfull. This would mean that the universe is biased and ultimately confirm gods existence, and that he's kind of a jerk.

I assume "other people" are slaves and the chopping off of heads part involves criminals, and I bet this happened bedween big games, to keep the masses entertained.

At least the romans followed this pattern.

According to a german news site the patient had to be reanimated when the oxygen was shut off the second time.

https://www.mannheim24.de/mannheim/totschlag-sauerstoff-geraet-krankenhaus-patientin-reanimation-bettnachbarin-polizei-versuchter-91950399.html

She is being detained for suspicion of attempted manslaughter.

>>The woman

Stopped reading right there.