LEGENDARYSHlTPOSTER

LEGENDARYSHlTPOSTER t1_j9vcmt8 wrote

First off, obligatory condolences - congrats & fuck you. This sets you up for success financially. Pay your car off, DCA into index funds.

A short time later…

Get bored and overconfident, realize investing isn’t hard, it’s easy as fuck - sell it all.

Immediately after…

Invest all your hard earned money (lol) in 0DTE SPY calls, lose it all, be an even bigger disappointment to your now dead father.

Fin.

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