Kangar t1_jdvh1m2 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 2:29 PM

Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar

So this is all part of God's plan, if you will?

What a dunce and what a shitty plan.

Kangar t1_j5riv11 wrote on January 25, 2023 at 1:30 AM

Reply to LPT: calling someone first time on the phone and no answer, LEAVE A MESSAGE by skunksmasher

If I don't leave a message, I don't want a call back.

If I did, I would have left a message.

Kangar t1_j48wtwo wrote on January 13, 2023 at 11:50 PM

Reply to comment by ItsDokk in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg

Jack is the Republican in this case. :)

Kangar t1_j483vff wrote on January 13, 2023 at 8:41 PM

Reply to Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg

I have nipples, Jack, can you milk me?

What a troglodyte this guy is.

Kangar t1_j1cw4ss wrote on December 23, 2022 at 10:43 AM

Reply to Stevie Nicks with Amy & Lucy Fleetwood. 1976. by Browndog888

Stevie Nick's clothes always look like she's about to fly falcons or something.

Kangar t1_iyoh38q wrote on December 2, 2022 at 10:36 PM

Reply to Camel pageant among attractions on World Cup sidelines by always_bet_on_black

Top Tip: Skip the swimsuit part.

Kangar t1_ixwrqe2 wrote on November 27, 2022 at 12:01 AM

Reply to Opened a sealed case of maple syrup at work to find one missing by ThomasBowstaff

Sounds like a case for Dudley Do-Right.

Kangar t1_ixugmfv wrote on November 26, 2022 at 1:24 PM

Reply to TIFU, I accidentally spilled my aunt's dead pet's urn by Lunatic976

Hey, well at least you didn't smoke it.

Kangar t1_ixlzcai wrote on November 24, 2022 at 1:26 PM

Reply to comment by giantgreenplant in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant

OK, now I'm sorry I asked. :(

Kangar t1_ixlpew0 wrote on November 24, 2022 at 11:31 AM

Reply to TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant

So, what exactly was caught on what?

Also, who was bleeding, him or you?

Kangar t1_ix6e6jw wrote on November 21, 2022 at 2:19 AM

Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr

Just tell her you'll fix it, and then photoshop in a tombstone.

Kangar t1_iwvfepa wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:24 PM

Reply to Man Gave Informant Cheez Doodles, Not Meth, In Drug Bust by ChunkySoup6

First one's free and spicy

Kangar t1_iui3kkt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:36 PM

Reply to It’s October 31th 1977, me and my little sister are ready for Halloween, but first we had to stop by Grandpa’s store! by brolbo

That's impossible!

How can there be TWO Caspers?

Kangar t1_iuahptw wrote on October 29, 2022 at 8:47 PM

Reply to Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea

Your dentist is right, candy can be bad for you.

Kangar t1_iu1334y wrote on October 27, 2022 at 7:40 PM

Reply to LPT: Buy two full sets of bedsheets. You can replace the sheets anytime, and worry about washing them tomorrow. by TheReverendBill

Two full sets of bedsheets?

Who do you think I am, Beyoncé?