Oh jeez. I mean I toss and turn a lot too but never this bad haha. Poor wife. I'm sure she understood and put some hospital straps on you from then on. XD

Yeah I know. But he allowed it to happen I suppose. I can only hope he's happy and we still have friends in common so we still hear about each other every so often.

Not for sexy time but my ex and I were having a pillow fight (early 20s love ahh) and I went to turn off the light so we could go to bed. When I came back, he thought he'd get one last pillow smack in and I ended up with the back of his fist to my nose. First and last time I ever got a severe blood nose. Didn't even realise it was bleeding until we turned on the light and it was all over the carpet. He felt truly horrific for it and I couldn't stop laughing because it was an accident. We were having fun. I still laugh at it to this day. He was a great person, we just fell outta love and were friends for ages after until he got a wife that hated all his family and friends. Sad days.