Not a joke, but that's good info to get out there...

Someone should stream it on Twitch so there's VODs...

Because OP can't hold their bladder...

Well, now we're all fucked once you jumped into the pool...

Congratulations, you've just learned Inverse Cramer! Now get out there into the world and BE SOMEBODY!

I decided to bag hold HIMS after some other regard mentioned it on here...gonna run some options later this week once some other shit prints...

You can afford extra clothes? You must have had some 0DTEs pay off BIG last week!

I'm already planning on renting my tent out as a timeshare, just to finance my first option contract after I lose everything...

This is the wrong place for getting involved in investing and trading, WSB is where people gamble the annual GDP of a small nation on whether or not an ETF will move $2 that day...

It's great to see an American company giving those poor Aussie degens a place to sleep after their accounts drop to zero...

VM is a bot, it just says shit to sound smart and rich...

My money is on "this is the new reality of modern stock market trading"...shit just gets weirder as more people find new and exciting ways of trying to exploit the system from their phones while the old guard try to desperately adhere to the way things were and what they were used to seeing happen at any given moment...

Maybe the chaos dies down and things go back to normal after a few months or a year...maybe it gets more chaotic...maybe we all die when Yellowstone's volcano erupts...all I know is it's never been easier to simultaneously ruin your life or earn enough to buy a house while touching your phone screen and cross your fingers...

I'm going back through my notifications and can't find the thread...OP posted a DD about some powder or chemical that's used in fertilizer if I remember right, and some farmers chimed in saying they all bought 2 yrs worth last year because prices had been spiking...

We covered this in another thread a week or two ago...farmers pre-bought fertilizer for 2yrs worth last year, so demand dropped this year...

Puts it is!

I just sold my stake in SoFi, which clearly means they're going to 500x now...I gotta learn to baghold better so that these evil corporations only stagnate or lose value... /s

They would have to average $82 per share growth per month for the next 34 months straight...someone needs to get her checked into rehab for whatever the fuck she's on...

They can barely stay consistently above $200 a share in 2023, where does she expect to see the other $2,800 per share growth coming from?...

Oh, you sweet summer child...someday you'll hopefully grow older and realize how wasteful it was those years you spent pissing away money on a car...

Because it puts you that much further ahead at the end of the year...get a $400/mo car and put $500/mo extra into savings or a portfolio...you wanted to know how to become a millionaire, stop spending like you've got money to burn...

Are you forgetting how many years Tesla lost money on every vehicle they sold before they finally became profitable?

I mean, it was propped up as a crypto mining infrastructure play before, how does this surprise anyone?...they're a business that tries to sell as much of their product as possible to whoever needs it...

Fuck off, shit pumper...

Ban...