JayElbey

JayElbey t1_ixsez4l wrote

Roughly a million years ago I worked with a guy who was pretty much constantly drunk/high/both, including at work.

Apparently one night he was so wasted that he mistook his bedroom for the bathroom, and proceeded to pull out the dresser drawer and take a shit in it. Had no clue until he went to get dressed the next morning.

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