Lol, I got the same initial response time about a leak in my apartment that my landlord refused to fix. I moved out the apartment about three months later, and another 4 months after that I get several missed calls and an annoyed voicemail from some New York City housing inspector trying to get access to the apt.

we simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes

Employers don’t have the option to say “no comment.” The list was compiled from job listing salary reporting that is now compulsory in New York City.

As someone who’s worked in every corner of the art world from gallery intern, to museum research assistant to auction house specialist, it looks pretty in line with what I’ve been accustomed to. There are just a lot of mid-level and commission-earning jobs that are omitted to make the high-level and low-level employee pay gap seem larger than it is.

I’ll do whatever I have to do to be in the religion that congregates at a time square margaritaville