Jacketworld
Jacketworld t1_iu8s7db wrote
Reply to [WP] "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER" "But Your Majesty, the prophe-" "You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS" by JustLostInInternet
The king visibly angry at the people around him shouts "WHAT IN THE FUCKING HOLY GODS ASSHOLE CAN A TEENAGER DO TO A FUCKING DEMON GOD"
After the king shouts the room was filled with silence aside from the whimpering of the advisors "y-y-you see y-your h-highness a-a-according to the p-p-proph-".
His sentence was immediately cut by the king glaring daggers at them further sinking them in fear "let me get this straight. So your telling me a thousand men who's trained in combat most in of thier lives IS A LESS BETTER SOLUTION THAN A FUCKING TEENAGER JUST BECAUSE OF A FUCKING RUMOR" the rooms shakes as the king let his voice out again
"W-w-well your h-h-highness it's not a rumor it's a prophecy as old as time. A boy wielding a sword of light well come and sa-" the king cuts his sentence off yet again.
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BED TIME STORY LUIZ IM ASKING FOR THE STASTICS AND LOGIC ON HOW IS A TEENAGER IS MORE EFFECTIVE THAN A THOUSAND TRAINED MEN" this time one of advisors collapse due to the amount of stress.
"H-h-honestly your h-highness w-were not s-sure ourselves, the p-prophecy never s-s-stated on how the boy will defeat the d-d-demon G-g-od"
"So your not sure" the king said in a more calmer tone this time.
"Y-y-yes"
"So you have no evidence and proper reason on why we should send a teenager to fight a demon God".
"C-c-correct your highness"
"Hmm, that only means one thing. HUEZ" suddenly a man with a gorgeous mostache in full armor burst through the door.
"You called your highness. In what way may I be of service"
"Tell all the knights to be ready and prepare supplies, were gonna launch an attack to the demon God.
"And bring the boy to me, I'll see if his really fit to save us".
Jacketworld t1_j1udq5d wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me a random book title or whatever words you mix into a title and I'll write a short summary for it. by Thainexylon
Rudu and Tilios batshit adventures - WTF is going on