If you had a funny story to tell, would you keep to yourself? Unless you're all a part of a friend's group, she may keep it from embarrassing you. No offense my guy, but you told her you were good, when you weren't. She did try to help you out.

It's too late. She probably told her friends about it too. It's a marathon, not a sprint. When doing some self care remember that. Practice the long run, a quick meat beat in the shower will always keep you running the short distance. So next time you slap that salami, go a full twelve rounds.