Imactuallyadogg
Imactuallyadogg t1_jdorhq7 wrote
Reply to comment by Ipuncholdpeople in Wonders of Wildlife Aquarium was just evacuated. Anyone know why? by rasta4eye
Well as long as the sharks didn’t get out I think everyone will be ok. That’s why they keep those fences electrified. The fences only work because sharks can’t jump.
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Reply to I have never been more invested into seeing someone’s toes until this week. by noavocadoonlytomato
I don’t understand why other members of the church aren’t standing up against this b.s.? Like do they realize that they look like a joke? Some of those members are doctors in the area. That’s kind of scary.
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Reply to Cashew Chicken Competition by Hector417
Yen Ching?
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Reply to "Several deputies carried canisters of gasoline to a local campsite and torched entire everything" - I haven't see any talk about this until now, can someone verify? by Mysteroo
I highly doubt there are cops in full uniform burning down homeless camps. I can maybe bulldozing but not fire.
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Reply to Least expensive place to get glasses? by Goats_vs_Aliens
Robbing a person with a similar prescription of their glasses. Think of close family members first. Probably easiest way to find out a persons sight is by being one of the persons family members. Nanna won’t be able to fight much so that’s an easy first target. Yeah they might only be $20-$100 at Walmart but showing your family that you don’t care about them at all is priceless.
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Reply to comment by feralfantastic in SGF take notes by mannelev
I’ve never tried to kill a snake with one of my ex girlfriends. Then again I’ve never tried. Maybe you’re onto something.
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Reply to SGF take notes by mannelev
I’ve been breeding and releasing cobras for years around town. Didn’t know we could get paid.
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Reply to Shared home/room for rent by Huge-Air-7817
You seem like good people. Hope you don’t get murdered.
Imactuallyadogg t1_j5c54rd wrote
I thought they were required on new construction commercial bathrooms? I have installed these for years. I’m glad I’m helping to make the world a better place. Lol
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Reply to If I change my first name to Mayor, then my last name to Ofspringfield, they'd legally have to make me mayor right? by shitmaroll
Shitmaroll for city council!
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Reply to comment by shavedcow in Stronger Men's Conference | April 28-29, 2023 | Springfield, MO by shavedcow
I saw the bastard in person when he was first running for congress. He was in town at the republican headquarters in Springfield. I heard 20 seconds of his speech and immediately knew he was a p.o.s. He just repeated everything people wanted to hear and nothing of value. I really hope somebody finds dirt on him and he gets taken down.
Imactuallyadogg t1_j583sfd wrote
Someone needs to go and ask him if god would be ok with someone in power lying to lots of people and getting some of them killed or injured.
Imactuallyadogg t1_j4ypjv7 wrote
It’s not so much the north side as the intersection at olive and college street. My god the amount of things that happen there is unbelievable. Does anyone know why?
Imactuallyadogg t1_j4ygd9j wrote
Have you tried selling meth? Lots of people in the area make great money doing that.
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Reply to comment by Born2fayl in At least they spelled it right? by ProgressMom68
Well we’re a good judge of character is all. Most people are good or at least try to be. This stuff is just tacky. It’s not even funny
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Reply to At least they spelled it right? by ProgressMom68
That’s just as dumb as those “locally hated”stickers. They’re trying too hard to be funny. I would probably hate that person’s personality.
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Reply to comment by jeebus0027 in Grieving family doesn’t get donations from Springfield restaurant fundraiser (Thai Express is said restaurant) by Ozarkian_Tritip
It’s so true. The writers on Star Trek are amazing. They have tons of quotable lines that are incredibly philosophical.
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Reply to Any good places for a first date in Branson? (preferably a park or some place to walk around in) by [deleted]
I like the landing for first dates. Might pick a warmer day though
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Reply to Just stopped at Crosstown BBQ for dinner tonight. Those guys know the meaning of hustle. Major props to them by Why_T
Probably the best bbq joint in town
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Reply to Fun Fact about the idiom "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps". Some of you might get a kick out of this. by Jimithyashford
I enjoyed learning about that. Thanks for sharing. I always hated when people said that stuff.
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Reply to What did they do to our boy?! by snorlaxatives_69
I bought my pc online and picked it up there.
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Reply to How should Springfield address run-down, abandoned houses? Report recommends solutions by var23
Turn them into shelters for spiders and termites. They get cold and want to get warm too. Nobody ever thinks about the spiders.