IamN8Wright
IamN8Wright t1_ixrw0nf wrote
Reply to [WP]I recently got hired by some government acronym, and I’ve learned something interesting: magic is REAL, and migraines are our bodies response to MANA building up to dangerous levels. by mafiaknight
"Welcome to your first day at the Federal Bureau of Magic and Enchantment, or the F.B.M.E. We are the Men in Black."
This has to a hoax right She thought. Just a weird migraine fueled dream, this is just too much. She felt the throbbing pain inbetween her eyes, and winced at the light. Well, not a dream then...
"You there, Imogene Pettit, it is very important that you listen very carefully to my next words."
Oh man, what did I do now... and can he please be more quite. Crap, this is turning into a full blown migraine. "Yeah, ok." She winced.
"Hold up your domainant hand, and repeat, "Lux!" And imagine a ball of light."
"Yeah ok sure whatever." Imogene held up her left hand in the same manner as the sharply dressed man in the charcoal suit, and black tie. "Lux!" And two things happend that surprized her, there floating in front her was a ball of white light writhing like she often imagined the sun doing, and the pain behind her eyes evaporated! No amount of medicine ever made her migraines go away, the only thing that ever worked before this was a hot bath with epsom salt, while listening to celtic folk music, with the lights off, and then even only take the edge off long enough for her to go to sleep. By the light of her little sun she could see that he once had an earing in his left ear, but it had healed over due to none use, and a faint scarline above his left eyebrow, "How?!"
"As we mentioned when we picked you up, migraines are your mana reaching critical levels. If you do not use it and expell the mana in some fashion, it will cause physical pain. Its similar to when your laptop overheats and shuts off."
"Ok, but why all the secrecy? Why do we all believe magic is fantasy, if its real?"
"That will be covered later at Quantico. But short answer is: We dont know. People often see magic and ignor it, or think aliens or drugs. To the best of our knowledge, someone or something is making it hidden."
"Weird. But people like me, who suffer from migraines, we are somewhat immune?"
"To a certain extant. For now though we need to determine what sensitivities you have, and how best you can serve the F.B.M.E. We will determine this with an aptitude test."
IamN8Wright t1_ixjkr53 wrote
Reply to comment by OMGYouDidWhat in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
Will do thanks!
IamN8Wright t1_ixiu1y7 wrote
Reply to [PM] Could I get a first sentence prompt? by [deleted]
Here was the Void, I stared into it so many times over the years, it was more familiar to me than my own face.
IamN8Wright t1_ixil15q wrote
Reply to comment by rain-blocker in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
Ooohhhhh! Thanks.
IamN8Wright t1_ixiixam wrote
Reply to comment by Strange_guy_9546 in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
I added a little bit for now... just for you haha!
IamN8Wright t1_ixgrbyt wrote
Reply to [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
"Nice speech teach, but how exactly are we supposed to defend dark magic... we can't use that here." Said some sullen kid in the middle of the classroom, "its like practicing to ride a damn bike by using a stationary one!" The whole classroom began snickering and murmuring to each other.
Mr. Constantine looked out and then the lights in the room suddenly dimmed, and then in whispered voice, "Your right. Now stand up Dithard, and walk toward me."
The whole class grew quite as they witnessed Dithard standing up, they could see he was helpless to resist, his body was moving on its own, independent of him. Dithard never looked so scared.
"Thank you Mr. Dithard, now walk to the board and write, "I will not use sarcasm in this class again." You will do so ten times, and after the tenth time you may be released from my commands."
"Now class, can anyone tell me what happened there? Jillica?"
"Y-you used dark magic. H-how? W-we are not a-allowed to use dark magic!"
"Very good Jillica, but I am not ready to answer your question yet. With Mr. Dillard's sarcasm aside, he did make a very valid point." At this comment a tear ran down Dillard's face, "who here remembers in the Wards 101 class what happened when you countered a Wind Attack with a Fire based Ward?"
"It ended up taking my eyebrows off!"
"And why was that Herb?"
"Because the two magics combined and created a flame torch." Herb began to touch his forhead where is eyebrows used to be.
"Trust me class, when I tell you that you do not want to see what happens when Dark magic binds to your Ward."
"What happens?"
"Well, have any of you seen a gargoyle? A gargoyle is the result of a specific stone based dark magic attack binding to an improperly set wind based ward. Now there are some other factors that need to be in play but you should get my drift. Wards should only be used sparingly, and if no other option is available. Thus back to my main point, royalling F#@*ing some one up! We want to incapacitate your foe before too much Dark magic is released."
With that there was a loud thud, and to everyone's shock Dithard's head hit the wall and he slumped to the floor and began whimpering. He was not able to immeadiatly stand up, and so one of the other classmates, glaring at Mr. Constantine, helped him back to his seat.
"All right class, can anyone tell me what happened here, with your classmate?"
"You used Dark Magic again on him! I will report this to the Dean!" This came from the student who helped his friend back to his seat.
"You can tell the Dean. It wont change what happened, and it will simply inform her that your not meant for this school. Your dismissed, bye!"
"What?"
"Leave my class, or quit your idle threats. I have little tolerance for sullen brats!"
"Fine. It's whatever anyway."
"No, I did not use Dark Magic that time, contrary to what the Dark Masters would have you think, Dark Magic does have it limits. No, Mr. Dithard did that to himself."
"I fought against the Compelling the whole time. I fought with every muscle I had to stop, I was freaking out! I could see what I was doing, but I couldn't stop. "
"And then when he finished the tenth sentence, he was still fighting it, but with no resistance from the Compelling, he flung himself against the wall. He was also exerting alot of energy that was going nowhere, right?"
"Very good Jillica. Now remember this, Dark Magic can not be used to make someone hurt themselves, or someone they love, but you can use it to make them do it to themselves. I see you are still a little confused, don't worry, we will go over it again. For now though lets move to something a little more rough."
Mr. Constantine snapped his fingers on both hands and with a rustling of air a man materialized in the center of the classroom. "W-where am I?"
Edit: I added a little moar! to the story haha.*
[Not sure what universe the story is established in... but I thought this would still be entertaining...]
IamN8Wright t1_ixrx0ed wrote
Reply to comment by mafiaknight in [WP]I recently got hired by some government acronym, and I’ve learned something interesting: magic is REAL, and migraines are our bodies response to MANA building up to dangerous levels. by mafiaknight
Thanks! I just might.