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I_AM_RVA t1_j1z0ubu wrote

Reply to comment by TheCheeseDevil in Good morning Daily by Jon_hamm_wallet

Haha Ham Fatigue sounds like an indie performer from like 2008 that you would hear on NPR and go “huh that guy sounds interesting” and then you’d hear his name again five years later and be like “oh yeah I was going to look into that and never did”

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I_AM_RVA t1_j1edjm9 wrote

Reply to comment by TheWastebasket in Can someone tell me why these license plate cameras are in select neighborhoods? by ThatChildNextDoor

This is an absolute lie, disinformation and, frankly, disgusting. The truth is that these cameras are actually RFID chip communicators that control the actions and gather information from everyone who has ever taken Tylenol. Anti-vax shills were always a psyop to take attention away from the true mark of the Beast, acetaminophen. These “cameras,” that are actually called Machine Controllers by the the Tylenol cabal, are in “select” neighborhoods because Tylenol is using existing racial prejudices and injustice as a cover for their global population control strategy. This has all been documented in great detail by United States Congressmen who are being silenced. Open your eyes.

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I_AM_RVA t1_j1bpfdk wrote

Reply to Spotted a chicken on dickens rd if someone’s looking for it it’s close to the road! by doomgeneration91

I went lookin’ for chickens on dickens and found slim pickens for chickens, but I rickin’ this chicken that’s kickin’ on Dickens is fixin’ to be finger lickin’, or else to sicken and yella a fella with the ol’ salmonella, but ya never can tella fella sickened by chicken that a spare ham on Parham is worth two chickens on dickens; but it’s scary to carry that far a ham from Parham to Cary, so the rich folks on Monument, of course they can buy or rent, broad backed men to carry their ham from Parham to Cary or to carefully inspect with studied respect their chickens from Dickens that might otherwise infect their family so moneyed, who ought rather have ham honeyed than poultry with blight. Yeah it’s all right if you got Monument cash. Otherwise you’re like me. Powhite.

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I_AM_RVA t1_j16hzdk wrote

Reply to Considering a move to RVA by jtommy38

Richmond is terrible. The food is disgusting, everyone has STIs, the breweries serve literal cat piss, and rent is exorbitant. There are seven active serial killers who hunt both night and day but the police are paid off and simply let them kill. I was abducted three times last week and narrowly survived by, in one instance, killing my attacker with a possum carcasse and, in the other instance, by gnawing off my own left hand. (Which leaves me without either hand. Long story.)

The water tastes like bakers chocolate. The schools are mostly on fire. The Mayor is a cat that lives at Lowes and who keeps increasing property taxes, and 98 percent of the native population is named Percival Strahan Bonner, or something equally silly. You are taxed for not having tattoos and twice a year there is a parade through Carytown wherein the locals cavort abound demanding blood sacrifices. Also the city council has the right of PRIMA NOCTA.

But yea bud move right the fuck on in.

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