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ITCM4 t1_jegouuo wrote
Reply to Just a happy little cactus 🌵 by chriszens
A grower and a shower.
ITCM4 t1_jegoijl wrote
Reply to A Story in Two Panels by fart_Jr
Fucker, you come from a proud line of ancient heroes: Dickweed, Buttass, Shitbooger, CUM, Mee Krob, and Dave.
ITCM4 t1_jefjszb wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Just a few blue collar 9-5 brown eye guys. Punch in & punch out.
ITCM4 t1_jefijee wrote
Reply to Far Cry 5 or 6 by Monsterboogie007
Only youuuuu🎶
ITCM4 t1_jeb0c50 wrote
Reply to Got my pre-order in, but just noticed the small print: No game included - Wtf Nintendo, still being cheap are ya by BacklogGamingJunkie
They didn’t do this with the Animal Crossing Switch either. They did have a Mario Kart edition that featured the game, but that game was old by that time. It also didn’t change the design at all. Point is, Nintendo isn’t gonna give the game away for free, while paying extra to do an elaborate design.
ITCM4 t1_je30ndy wrote
More like a finger, but dick shaped, nonetheless.
ITCM4 t1_jdnpfqb wrote
The beat to Funky Town.
ITCM4 t1_jdnnnf1 wrote
Reply to comment by gana04 in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Right. He must’ve hit one hell of a growth spurt in the mid-70s.
ITCM4 t1_jdkb5ne wrote
Reply to Met this guy at a fish fry, and thought you all would like his outfit. by RabidWeaselFreddy
I’m pretty sure this guy is an alien. He is doing his best to fit it in.
ITCM4 t1_jd85pop wrote
Reply to Friend sent me a pic of a pack of smokes from Hong Kong. They're a lot less graphic than the ones in Canada but way more depressing. by AbdurazakHassan
They could have at least made her Canadian.
ITCM4 t1_jae47hn wrote
Reply to Sunset in Frankfort, Michigan by KickinAP1985
Pure cok…Michigan
ITCM4 t1_jadpia2 wrote
Reply to Buy!! Sell!! Buy!! Sell!!!! by clumzyproofreader
Ma! Big bird squealed, and now I’m being indicted for securities fraud.
ITCM4 t1_jabcp7z wrote
Ahhh, who can count that high anyway?
ITCM4 t1_jab2778 wrote
Simpsons did it!
ITCM4 t1_ja9w5wg wrote
Reply to comment by satluvscheese in Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
Stealing a mask to rob someone else. Genius!
ITCM4 t1_ja4f22l wrote
Reply to An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together. by AlloyComics
Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!
ITCM4 t1_ja1qh6q wrote
Reply to Walked in on my wifes sock monkey. by After_Basis1434
Dude is just trying to spank it. Let him have the room for 5-6 minutes.
ITCM4 t1_j9v203q wrote
Reply to 6' vs 5' 11" by Jcoms
I get the joke every time someone makes it. But the thing is dudes that are 5’11” and some change can just say they are 6’. Who the hell is gonna call you on it?
ITCM4 t1_j6pjcyf wrote
Reply to I’m a gun nerd and I would like a game that has a wide amount of weapons. Preferably I would like open world, something like Fallout and Ghost Recon. by ClipyBoi_3
Red Dead Redemption 2 has plenty of period appropriate guns and an open world. Not many automatic weapons, but who can say no to revolvers and lever action rifles.
ITCM4 t1_j6phf3r wrote
Truly, this thing is an affront to god. Make sure to bury the bodies deep, and far away from your shed.
ITCM4 t1_j5bka5i wrote
Reply to comment by dozure in Black federal soldier by a slave auction house in occupied Atlanta, Georgia, 1864 by captureorbit
I thought all the roads were named Peachtree.
ITCM4 t1_j2f2zho wrote
Bout to pop your top.
ITCM4 t1_iujwt2i wrote
Reply to Fear me this Halloween by maz_menty
Hey it’s the my Pillow guy. Yes it’s me. I’ve been sleeping in your attic for three months. The chills, nightmares, and diarrhea have finally stopped.
ITCM4 t1_jegzyar wrote
Reply to My SO do this for some reason. by Xcavor
This has got to be some kind of hate crime, right?