HolyCadaver
HolyCadaver t1_j5vdm7j wrote
Reply to An old McDonalds coupon by GlitteringTrust7885
Cash value 1/20 of a penny! Get yourself 100 more of these and you can have yourself a peppermint from 1832
HolyCadaver t1_j29nj0d wrote
Reply to comment by Ultimarad in The Price is Right increased in difficulty more than any other game show because of inflation. by Warruzz
People will be hopping on game shows just to pay their monthly rent for entertainment soon.
In the left corner we have Trisha! She's a 31 year old pregnant mom who needs $887 to make ends meet this week.
In the right corner we have Todd! A 36 year old with a PHD in physics who just couldn't find his bootstraps!
Now the moment you've all been waiting for, let's watch them duke it out for the grand prize of $250, and a 2.99 gift card to Starbucks. (minus shipping and handling, plus taxes and fees which may or may not exceed the 250 mark, by watching this episode you are agreeing to have your name drawn to be the next contestant)
HolyCadaver t1_ixhqh7x wrote
Reply to comment by lostmatt1 in I reached into a pack of toilet paper and pulled out a tiny sliver of a roll. by CameronClarkFilm
Belt sander for nightmare mode.
HolyCadaver t1_iujkiy0 wrote
Reply to comment by Stillchildish in There is no species more universally hated by humans than the mosquito by threejeez
Don't you put that evil on spiders, they're just cool little dudes doing their part silently, and keeping homes free of pests!
HolyCadaver t1_iu1ot3i wrote
Reply to You may feel unwanted, but you will never be convenience store fruit-levels of unwanted by Looney_forner
I take offense to this, where else am I supposed to find fruit that's been rubbed on someone's ass?
It just doesn't taste the same otherwise
HolyCadaver t1_isydot7 wrote
Reply to comment by Writingd3sk in I heard you have a goblin problem Spiderman by IdiotoftheEast
THAT'S WHAT HAD ME SO CONFUSED.
Where's the Jade Axe ;-;
HolyCadaver t1_isy3a5j wrote
I saw the Goblin slayer and my mind immediately went to The Wandering Inn ;-;
HolyCadaver t1_jeajbth wrote
Reply to Found the strawberry grandma candy next to a cashier at Ollie's by Tlazohtlalia
I decided early on that I would become the old man with infinite amounts of old person candy in my pockets.
My wife is constantly confused as to where all the peppermints (the kind that melt obviously) butterscotch and strawberry bon bons keep coming from.
I won't ever let her know that I buy it all in bulk and constantly keep myself stocked so I can hand out old people candy to my nieces and nephews.