I'm 53 and haven't been to doctor in years

Poop knife, eh? And here I've been using the plunger handle

Katie Couric is not happy with this form of measurement being used to detail a turd

I just ignored covid. I don't get sick ever (had a cold in 2008, another in 2016), and I knew it would blow over eventually. I don't get vaccinated because I believe it will throw off the balance of my perfect immune system and I'll not only get sick from the vaccine (a little) but I will start catching colds and other things I haven't had in decades. I'm not a dick and I'm not selfish. I'm not trying to intentionally harm anyone else by being a carrier, I just put my own health above others'. It's an individual needs situation, and I do not need help in fighting off infection

This looks like a centipede made of smileys

Good guess and I'm this callous toward all people. The human race is carrying a lot of dead weight. Thinning the herd is beneficial to all, and starting with the weak, sick and damaged is how the natural order of things works. Leave it to humanity to ignore the laws of nature and keep overpopulating the planet with no end in sight.

If this were an antinatalism thread she'd be the one getting the shit for reproducing. Nature would not allow this child to live it it were any other species. The mother would eat her young first.

Love the username. btw.

It was a natural reaction that came so fast you couldn't intercept it. I myself would have recoiled in disgust, which probably would have gone over much worse

And nearly everyone who posts on the reddit

The problem here is Evil Dead isn't supposed to be scary. It's satire, over the top and silly. The new movie missed the entire point, and should have been named something else

If it looks like an eggplant it's an eggplant. TIL it's a dick

I'm not sure what kind of women are using this on social media, but if you can fit an eggplant in there I'm outclassed

Are you asking me for vids, because I hardly know you. Maybe we could get drinks first

Yes, but what I feel when having sex is the sliding in and out, long strokes. When a woman grinds she enjoys rubbing her clit against the guy's pelvis, but the guy gets a mild foreskin adjustment similar to what pants do when you shift in a chair

I had a woman do the grind thing. My boy lost interest pretty quickly. I felt nothing.

Perhaps, but not to me. What was described above is me: gagging on a glass of water because it's too plain. I just can't drink plain water.

This is all water

I agree with you for different reasons. Cash sounds like he's reading the words for the first time. No emotion. NIN's are anguished. No cover of SoS is any good without the fucking harmony vocal. I actually love what Drayton does on this, but the only one I can stand to listen to is a live version where Myles Kennedy sings the all important 2nd vocal. Beautiful. Disturbed alone i give a 5/10

That depends on the era. Early Zeppelin had something to prove yet, and were an unstoppable powerhouse live, but a few years later....Plant couldn't do what he did on records, Page played like he had a finger missing, Bonham had so much lag you were never sure if he was just going to pass out drunk at the end of each drum roll. The started amazing, but became absolutely terrible