HelloWorld1352
HelloWorld1352 t1_iybl0s6 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
This superpower is insanely strong. It doesn’t matter what power your opponent has: super strength, telekinesis, invulnerability. Turn them into soup and they’re dead. The other heroes are just jealous.
HelloWorld1352 t1_iyavc7u wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] you are testing an empty cloning machine just to see if it turns on. Suddenly as the doors to the machine close, your girlfriend runs in to tell you something and then she falls into the cloning machine. by Doshw
This subreddit seems to have a hard-on for cloning girlfriends for some reason.
HelloWorld1352 t1_ixpj8wj wrote
A reason to fear water.
HelloWorld1352 t1_iwl9zs5 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The reality show 'The Secret Straight' begins. 11 gay guys and 1 straight guy pretending to be gay are put in a house, the gay guys have to find the straight guy to win, the straight guy has to not be found out. The fiendish twist, they are all straight and think that they are the mole. by DJToblerone
I feel like I’ve seen this idea before…
HelloWorld1352 t1_iu89xr6 wrote
Reply to comment by sleddead in [WP] You want so badly to be a Hero. But your powers are, frankly, terrifying. Heroes struggle to trust you, and all the older Villains keep trying to mentor you. by pawpaw_git
Thank you. It’s my first one!
HelloWorld1352 t1_iu7ebx7 wrote
Reply to comment by Putigordies in [WP] You want so badly to be a Hero. But your powers are, frankly, terrifying. Heroes struggle to trust you, and all the older Villains keep trying to mentor you. by pawpaw_git
I somehow didn’t even notice today was my cake day. Thanks for the compliment!
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HelloWorld1352 t1_iu4rbf9 wrote
Reply to comment by Crystal1501 in [WP] You want so badly to be a Hero. But your powers are, frankly, terrifying. Heroes struggle to trust you, and all the older Villains keep trying to mentor you. by pawpaw_git
Maybe I’ll write one later.
HelloWorld1352 t1_iu4lyqw wrote
Reply to [WP] You want so badly to be a Hero. But your powers are, frankly, terrifying. Heroes struggle to trust you, and all the older Villains keep trying to mentor you. by pawpaw_git
Shard ran into the bank, eager to join the fight. The amateur superhero was new to crimefighting but was excited to take part in her first fight.
The robbers looked at the newcomer, then shared a confused look. The heroine was dressed in a shimmering costume decorated with gaudy jewelry. It was something people expected to see at fashion shows, not in combat.
“Hey, princess, get your sparkly ass out of here or we’ll put a bullet in your skull!” shouted one of the robbers.
Shard took a deep breath, remembering the speech she had practiced hundreds of times in private.
“Halt, criminals, let the civilians go or prepare to receive a deadly beatdown!”
They burst into laughter and aimed their guns at her. Too bad. Now she would have to get serious.
She used her power on the reflective floor. Black tendrils emerged from it and grabbed one of the robbers before any of them could react.
“Jesus Christ, help me!”
Then it pulled him straight into the earth, the ground parting like water in the face of a falling stone. Shard knew he would never be seen again.
“Garry!”
“What have you done with him, you monster?”
“Open fire!”
Shard raised her arms up, summoning a wall of tentacles to shield her, simultaneously creating more tendrils from every reflective surface in the area. There were a few terrified screams, and in a few seconds, the gunmen were gone. The girl had no idea if they were dead or alive, but, honestly, it was probably better she didn’t.
Shard turned to the horrified citizens with an innocent smile.
“You’re safe now.”
Then, with her work complete, she walked out of the bank.
Over the next few days, Shard received phone calls and emails from villainous organizations, asking her to join them. Meanwhile, the incident at the bank was all over the news, and superhero teams all over the city were making it their new mission taking her down.
She sighed.
“Being a superhero is a lot harder than I thought.”
HelloWorld1352 t1_iu3scvz wrote
Reply to comment by DreamsOfDarkenedHope in [WP] “You wouldn’t last a day in my shoes!” The princess said to the knight. “I bet you can’t last a week in mine!” he replied back. The two swapped in disguise and turns out the swap revealed some hidden talents they’ve each had and now they dread the thought of switching back. by Spoon____Spoon
How did no one find out they switched places? Is this a “the prince and the pauper” situation?
HelloWorld1352 t1_itoec7n wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] going out with nothing but the clothes on your back and a compass, you set out to answer the question "If I make out with my alternate universe, gender-flipped self, is it incest or masturbation?" by [deleted]
Does it have to be gender-flipped though?
HelloWorld1352 t1_itkh1lx wrote
Reply to comment by CK1ing in [WP] there’s a number on top of everyone’s head, it’s the number of years before they win the big lottery. You’re the only one who can see the numbers… you can also add years on or take years away, even all the years from someone and no one knows. by [deleted]
I was literally thinking this. It would be interesting if, as a limitation, the years you can give is only limited by how much you have taken away, transferring time from one person to another.
HelloWorld1352 t1_irhv13u wrote
Reply to comment by sootspot in [WP] You acquire a magic notebook. Write a person’s name and last name on it, and they’ll like you. Write more details about them, and they’ll like you more. The deeper the detail, the more they’ll love you. by Kenhamef
I thought there was going to be a plot twist where Addie was inadvertently manipulating Melanie’s life to get her to like her. Maybe the stuff with her family only happened in the first place so that Addie would be able to comfort her.
HelloWorld1352 t1_iybuqi8 wrote
Reply to comment by Doshw in [WP] you are testing an empty cloning machine just to see if it turns on. Suddenly as the doors to the machine close, your girlfriend runs in to tell you something and then she falls into the cloning machine. by Doshw
Oh wow. You’re right.