My HS aged kids would have lost their minds if they saw that about 10 years ago. Was there a smile on the front bumper?

My office use to have their summer team building picnic there. It was of a different era…

I had my vin and “MD” welded onto mine the last time it was swiped. I asked, not so jokingly, about running a charge from the battery to it when I parked, like an electric fence—something to short out the saw zaw’s but got no response other than a laugh

Other tip I had was to try to park next to shorter/lower cars if you’re in a lot so they can’t just roll from one SUV to another…