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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee816w wrote
Reply to comment by ValifriggOdinsson in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Ah yeah, forgot that thing lol
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee59e2 wrote
Reply to comment by ArchemedesRex in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I'd say it's funny if you leave it like in a wallet or some other place where someone reasonably can't expect to keep it. Like, what I'm trying to say is that it should be done in such a way that if someone sees it, they should be like "oh, I can find the owner" or "this belongs to that person, I should let him know it's within easy stealing range".
That way, only bad people get disappointed when they realize they got scammed. It would be very fucked up for someone to be walking by and they see it like in the grass or like on the bathroom floor and they're like "oh! I can pay off my gas bill for free! Huh... Oh..."
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee4vst wrote
Reply to comment by space-glitter in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Erm... You're holding birthday grudges as an adult?
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee4r8a wrote
Reply to comment by Guttermouth11111 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
That's on you tbh. You needed to say that you're aware of the fact that it's April Fools, but that it's true and then follow up the next day with another post. Or even better, just wait a day so that they don't think it's the long con.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jee4msa wrote
Reply to comment by ValifriggOdinsson in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Unless you're male.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jedi9g7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheTinRam in US puts Italy-sized chunk of Gulf of Mexico up for auction for oil drilling by capcaunul
This comment made it, but mine gets removed for "being too short" when it's two sentences?
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jedfaz4 wrote
Reply to comment by its_justme in I drew this pixel art scene using 8 colors and called it "stUck" [OC] by v78
I missed the joke
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jed1q6c wrote
Reply to comment by HeavensCriedBlood in Metamorphosis, Newberry, oil on canvas, 2023 by MichaelNewberry
We don't want to see penises at all. Which is why we only see them when it's Michaelangelo. Color irrelevant.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je8mj9l wrote
Reply to comment by Ralfarius in ELI5 Why are pickles not just called pickled cucumbers? by Shabless
Yes! Mushrooms. Not sure why I picked carrots.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je8lajx wrote
Reply to comment by Satansfavorite13 in ELI5 Why are pickles not just called pickled cucumbers? by Shabless
This is because tomato sauce is less sugary, I believe.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je8l7ti wrote
Reply to comment by AnotherWeirdLemur in ELI5 Why are pickles not just called pickled cucumbers? by Shabless
I believe ketchup used to be made out of, I think, carrots.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je87jgr wrote
Reply to comment by Familiar_Cellist3643 in PsBattle: Bear outside window by GrantBloomer
How sad. Alexa, play TikTok.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je60kwf wrote
Reply to Just...don't look at it. by ravenkult
Obligatory "I should call her".
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je3yrne wrote
Reply to comment by JamesonG42 in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat
How about your roll? That's the right one, yes?
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je3ypi1 wrote
Reply to comment by 2017ccb1 in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat
1 years
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je3ak02 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Holy shit. People still believe in age striction stuff? I thought we grew out of it in the mid 90s.
Like yeah, they shouldn't be listening to the gamer word until they're at least 12. Fine. But murders and such are fine when they're around 10. Killing is edgy and funny around then (as an entertainment thing).
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je1go91 wrote
Reply to comment by ViewAskewed in [Meta] Hey there, mod of /r/Locksmith here. Please refer people with lock issues to /r/AskALocksmith instead. by Maoman1
With a name like that, you can't blame them. Make it NBA_LINEMEN if you don't want them to think it's about electricians.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je16hab wrote
Reply to comment by PokePounder in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Damn, imagine just getting women to ask to date you.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_je16aoa wrote
Reply to comment by HollowVoices in TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Her, weeks later: "wait, what if he didn't say 'stockin meat' and he actually said 'stalking me'? Damn it, Julie."
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdygm95 wrote
Reply to comment by Strongbad23 in Aurora Borealis looking in the Direction to Svalbard flying from Lahore to Toronto (my pic) 🍂💫✨ by steven_sandner
Yeah, it's literally in the OP.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdy8rbz wrote
Reply to comment by tenehemia in Aurora Borealis looking in the Direction to Svalbard flying from Lahore to Toronto (my pic) 🍂💫✨ by steven_sandner
Localized entirely in the Northern Hemisphere.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdtdkw2 wrote
Reply to comment by Notinyourbushes in Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo
Freemasons run the country! 🎶
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdtdhw4 wrote
Reply to comment by Gruppet in Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo
What happened at the end?
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jdszi5m wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in PsBattle: Wolf in a car next to a guy by Zetheryian
Get that science mumbo jumbo out of here. Is the wolf really that large?
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_jeearr6 wrote
Reply to comment by feelin_fine_ in Very nice, Leon by jakesimp1
No, that's Leonardo DiKenne